A gorgeous, classy looking brunette walks into a bar and sits down to order a drink. The man next to her offers to buy her beverage and strikes-up a conversation......
"What's your name" he asks......
"Carmen" is the seductive reply.... "I gave that name to myself as it represents the things I like most in life"
Our hero seems bemused until the woman leans closer and says:
"I love Cars and Men, so I called myself Carmen."
A moments pause is followed by the same question to the man:
"What's your name?" says the brunette........
The man extends his arm warmly and says:
"Very pleased to meet you Carmen, my name is BJ Titsengolf"
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19th Nov 2009 1:42 pm
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