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Clarkson on form again

Jeremy Clarkson has ridiculed TV bosses for being obsessed with having "black Muslim lesbians" on shows to balance out the numbers of white heterosexual men.

Clarkson made his comments in a column for the November issue of Top Gear magazine in response to a barrage of questions from people working in the media about the lack of female presenters on the BBC show.

He said: "The problem is that television executives have got it into their heads that if one presenter on a show is a blonde-haired, blue-eyed heterosexual boy, the other must be a black Muslim lesbian."

He went on: "Chalk and cheese, they reckon, works. But here we have Top Gear setting new records after six years using cheese and cheese. It confuses them."

Clarkson went on to defend women drivers and ask why there are not more of them in Formula One.

He said: "Unlike furious thin-lipped feminists, I tend not to draw distinctions between men and women, apart from in bed where you really do need to spot the differences.

"At work, girls are just people. It's the same story at parties and it's specially the same on the road.

"The worst driver in the world is Top Gear's studio director ... He cannot park without kerbing the wheels and he cannot get into his own drive without crashing into his house. And he has a scrotum."

He heaped praise on the skills of racing driver and TV presenter Vicki Butler-Henderson, which led him to ask: "Why is Formula One more male than the lavatories at a Turkish steam room?"
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Read that in his column yesterday....


JC for PM Thumbs Up
  
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Totally agree Rob. Thumbs Up
In a world of moronic political correctness isn't it nice to hear some honest thoughts. Bow down Bow down ..It doesn't matter whether you agree with them or not, at least he is honest enough to speak his mind. Not some purile "I want to save the world" garbage which you hear all the time from the majority in the media spotlight and you know is b Censored s but it keeps them on the gravy train. Whistle Whistle Whistle

Mini rant. Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

Already one of those who voted for Clarkson for PM. Thumbs Up

Trev.
  
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Question Drives a volvo most of the time though!!!
  
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I don't think anyone was expecting perfection from Jezzer were they??? Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter


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harrim51 wrote:
Question Drives a volvo most of the time though!!!

Are you sure?
Turns up at most locations in a FFRR.
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Must admit CC I thought he was a FFRR man but wouldn't hold it against him if he was a closet Volvo man.. Whistle Whistle Whistle


Trev.
  
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I recall he bought (or was probably largely given) an XC90 for Mrs Clarkson's use around four years ago. He did rave about the safety of the car at the time, and having crashed in one I can back up his ravings.
  
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TSR2 wrote:
hold it against him if he was a closet Volvo man.. Whistle Whistle Whistle


Trev.


Something you want to get off your chest, Trev?

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 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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Embarassed Embarassed What you trying to say ND. Embarassed Embarassed Never confused!! Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

For all the good work he does winding up the eco w*nkers, sorry warriors and the politically f:censored:king correct brigade. PFC's I could forgive him anything.........almost. Thumbs Up Thumbs Up

Trev.
  
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