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Things that blokes can't do right!
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bigcarpchaser
  


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Things that blokes can't do right!

Apparently, according to Mrs BCC, I can't load the dishwasher up correctly Big Cry Welcome "Lola" Smile  
Post #53501515th Oct 2009 5:46 pm
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WaznotWas
 


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Other way round in my gaff the rest are c Censored so I get all the fun Rolling Eyes FORECAST FOR TONIGHT: things have happened out there!!!
The countryside is still OURS!!
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Post #53501715th Oct 2009 5:48 pm
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I get the same Censored at home aswell chap Thumbs Up "The fate of the wounded lies in the hands of the one who applys the first dressing"

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Post #53501815th Oct 2009 5:49 pm
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SJR
 


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Things that blokes can't do right!

No1 = Understand Women Laughing Thumbs Up I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
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Post #53502015th Oct 2009 5:51 pm
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What is [as swmbo refers to] 'Ironing' ?
Confused ...... always on the road less travelled 🚧  
Post #53502115th Oct 2009 5:52 pm
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WaznotWas
 


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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

Got that one pegged long time ago Thumbs Up

Self preservation - need my shirts without scorch marks on them or holes burnt in them..... Sad FORECAST FOR TONIGHT: things have happened out there!!!
The countryside is still OURS!!
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07 HSE Z Silver, black leather, Black RRS badges,
19" anthracite wheels - off, 18" Silver / General AT2's - on,
300 TDI Disco 1 - Sheltering the lawn!  
Post #53502315th Oct 2009 5:57 pm
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Ironing?, that's what my house keeper is for Thumbs Up My Youtube Channel http://www.youtube.com/user/NeilDisco#p/u/5/Dz4-Q95GQ2c
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its like my missus says she got to do the washing - isnt that what I brought her the white square thing with the round hole in the front in the utility room for? Was I wasting my money?

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NeilD wrote:
Ironing?, that's what my house keeper is for Thumbs Up


I picture it now, Neil and his HOUSEKEEPER Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter



Hewooooo Mr Dudmany.........I cleeeeen fwor u long time  
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NeilD
 


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You wouldnt want a suckie suckie from our current house keeper Shocked , well mind you, you'd be glad of it probably after your Spotter's Monthly session Thumbs Up

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Bet you got a Swedish Au Pair,

Definately in the wrong business....................our housecleaner is Mother In Law Big Cry Big Cry , she's great with a Dyson.

I'll get me coat Wink  
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NeilD
 


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I thought it was you who liked the Dyson treatment Mac? Whistle

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disco3kenny
 


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You FUNNY you guys Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter http://tinyurl.com/eBay-All-things-D3-Now  
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SN
 


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MacLeod 313 wrote:
....................our housecleaner is Mother In Law


as was mine - now retired though

Back on topic - I can't DO ANYTHING right - we have both decided this Neutral Steve N | 21MY Defender | 08MY Discovery 3 (history) | 06MY Discovery 3 (ancient history)   
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sorry...I'm not quite following some the posts in this thread...

dishwasher ? cleaning ? ironing ? thats why we get married....isn't it...? The next American ex-pat that calls it a "truck" is going to find out what 2.7 tons feels like on their foot...

Club "yes, I too have had the EGR's replaced..."
Club "yes, I too have had the compressor replaced..."
Club "yes, I too once had the car at the dealer for a couple of weeks nearly 4 weeks over 4 weeks...5 weeks"
Club "yes, I too have had EPB failure..."
Club "yes, I too get mysterious bings and bongs..."  
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