disco3kenny
Member Since: 19 Jan 2008
Location: Here
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> A Nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the
> third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.
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> After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their
> situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke. 'Well,
> Sister, this looks pretty grim.'
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> 'I know, Father. In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive
> more than a day or two.'
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> 'I agree,' says the Father. 'Sister, since we are unlikely to make it
> out of here alive, would you do something for me?'
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> 'Anything, Father.'
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> 'I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see
> yours.'
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> 'Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm.'
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> The Nun opened her habit and the Priest enjoyed the sight of her
> shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.
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> 'Sister, would you mind if I touched them?' She consented and he
> fondled them for several minutes.
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> 'Father, could I ask something of you?'
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> 'Yes, Sister?'
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> 'I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?'
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> 'I suppose that would be OK,' the Priest replied lifting his robe.
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> 'Oh Father, may I touch it?'
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> The priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting
> a huge erection.
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> 'Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can
> give life.'
>
> 'Is that true Father?'
>
> 'Yes, it is, Sister.'
>
> 'Oh Father, that's wonderful .. stick it in the camel and let's get the
> hell out of here!' http://tinyurl.com/eBay-All-things-D3-Now
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kevi
Member Since: 18 Mar 2006
Location: in the rhondda valleys
Posts: 945
  
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 Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
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Russell
Member Since: 24 Aug 2007
Location: Kent
Posts: 10564
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 MY17 D5 1st Edition Namib Orange
MY15 D4 HSE Kaikoura Stone
MY12 D4 HSE Nara Bronze Sold and gone
MY11 D4 HSE Stornaway Grey Sold and gone
D3 S spec Silver Sold and gone
Tow bar, full length roof bars, side steps, tow bar storage unit, surround camers.
D4 camera club
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Discoeast
Member Since: 19 Feb 2008
Location: Boksburg
Posts: 800
 
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D3 bullbar-spots-roof rack with spots-ladder-long range tank-swing out spare wheel carrier- upgraded tow bar-dash console-internal water tank-duel awnings-drawer system & T T.
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