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Location: in the rhondda valleys
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THE WEDDING NIGHT
THE WEDDING NIGHT
Fred and Mary get married but couldn't afford a honeymoon,
so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's house for their first night together.
In the morning,
Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, 'No'.
Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think!
Just go to school.'
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom,
'Are Fred and Mary up yet?'
She replies, 'No.'
Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think!
Eat your lunch and go back to school '
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again,
'Are Fred and Mary up yet?'
His mom says, 'No.'
He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'Ok, now tell me what you think?'
He says: 'Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline, and I think... I gave him my airplane glue.Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
11th Mar 2009 7:43 pm
SJR
Member Since: 09 Aug 2006
Location: East Manchester
Posts: 4030
I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
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11th Mar 2009 8:13 pm
Discoeast
Member Since: 19 Feb 2008
Location: Boksburg
Posts: 800
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12th Mar 2009 8:05 am
flinty99
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