lee01277
Member Since: 06 May 2005
Location: Shed
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Guts or Balls...
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or
balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to
keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by
your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the 
and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''
I trust this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome, since both
ultimately result in death. ..............Somewhere in-between my old D3 and what's to come next .........
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 10th Feb 2009 8:09 pm |
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