kevi
Member Since: 18 Mar 2006
Location: in the rhondda valleys
Posts: 945
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A little boy wanted £100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but
nothing happened .
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the£100.00.
When the postal authorities received the letter to God ,
Great Britain, they decided to send it to the Prime Minister.
Mr Brown w as so amused that he instructed his
secretary to send the little boy a fiver.
The Prime Minister thought this would appear to be a lot of
money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the £5.00 note and sat
down to write a thank-you note to God, It read:
Dear God:
Thank you very much for sending the money.
However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through the Prime Minister's office in London and those assholes deducted £95.00 in tax. Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
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17th Dec 2008 10:33 pm |
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ad15
Member Since: 14 Dec 2008
Location: up that tree
Posts: 4866
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BRILLIANT!!!!! still laughing!!
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17th Dec 2008 10:34 pm |
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GLYNNE
Member Since: 06 Oct 2006
Location: KENT
Posts: 4697
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17th Dec 2008 10:35 pm |
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BORDER ROVER
Member Since: 03 Dec 2007
Location: Cumbria
Posts: 1105
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POT NOODLE NAVIGATION CHALLENGE 2010 WINNER
Club Sankey
Club pie and peas
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17th Dec 2008 10:37 pm |
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AndrewW
Member Since: 06 Aug 2007
Location: Saddleworth
Posts: 2302
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Hmm! - it was Harold MacMillan when I heard it...
A 2006 D3 finally swapped for a 2016 D4 Graphite in Graphite grey. No mods
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17th Dec 2008 10:57 pm |
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DG
Site Moderator
Member Since: 12 Dec 2005
Location: The Gaff
Posts: 50979
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ad15 wrote: still laughing!!
What about now ?
21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021
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17th Dec 2008 11:05 pm |
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