Advertise on DISCO3.CO.UK
Forum · Gallery · Wiki · Shop · Sponsors
DISCO3.CO.UK > Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts

FOUR!
Post Reply  Down to end
Page 1 of 1
cdodkin
 


Member Since: 18 Aug 2008
Location: Ex Pat Brit in California
Posts: 700

United States 2008 LR3 4.4 V8 SE Auto Chawton WhiteLR3
FOUR!

Two women were playing golf.

One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.


The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man - and immediately began to apologize.

'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,' she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied.

He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin.


At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.

She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked : "How does that feel?'

He replied, 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.'
 08 LR3 SE V8 - 02 D2 SE7 V8
Porsche 911 (03 996) - 2013 MINI Cooper S 
 
Post #3825063rd Dec 2008 4:57 am
View user's profile Send private message View poster's gallery Reply with quote
flinty99
 


Member Since: 17 Mar 2008
Location: Northumberland
Posts: 2558

England 

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
  
Post #3825363rd Dec 2008 7:31 am
View user's profile Send private message View poster's gallery Send e-mail Reply with quote
heine
 


Member Since: 07 Feb 2007
Location: Midrand
Posts: 4054

South Africa 2009 Discovery 3 4.4 V8 HSE Auto Alaska WhiteDiscovery 3

Laughing
  
Post #3826133rd Dec 2008 10:33 am
View user's profile Send private message View poster's gallery Send e-mail Reply with quote
Hobgoblin
 


Member Since: 15 Nov 2007
Location: As always, in the sh*t, it's only the depth that varies
Posts: 1445

Spain 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Lux Auto Kaikoura StoneDiscovery 4

Both me and SWMBO Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Bow down
 I'm not as good as I once was........but I'm as good once as I ever was.  
Post #3826253rd Dec 2008 10:41 am
View user's profile Send private message View poster's gallery Reply with quote
GLYNNE
 


Member Since: 06 Oct 2006
Location: KENT
Posts: 4696

England 

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Laughing Laughing Thumbs Up
  
Post #3826663rd Dec 2008 12:34 pm
View user's profile Send private message View poster's gallery Reply with quote
tanters
 


Member Since: 24 Oct 2007
Location: Oireland
Posts: 4287

Ireland 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 Base 5 Seat Manual Tonga GreenDiscovery 3

very good Laughing Thumbs Up
 A happy childhood ... is the worst possible preparation for life.  
Post #3826743rd Dec 2008 12:47 pm
View user's profile Send private message View poster's gallery Reply with quote
SJR
 


Member Since: 09 Aug 2006
Location: East Manchester
Posts: 4030

England 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Auto Arctic FrostDiscovery 3

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up

PS - which golf course was this Whistle
 I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Buzz Aldrin (1930 - 
 
Post #3826793rd Dec 2008 1:02 pm
View user's profile Send private message View poster's gallery Reply with quote
CG
 


Member Since: 12 Nov 2007
Location: In the middle somewhere
Posts: 3745

England 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
 
"I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you read is not what I meant" 
 
Post #3826973rd Dec 2008 1:33 pm
View user's profile Send private message View poster's gallery Send e-mail Reply with quote
TB
 


Member Since: 28 Feb 2006
Location: In the Black Country
Posts: 370

England 

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
 Arctic Frost RR Sport. TDV6 SE. Aspen Leather, Tow pack, PTI, Privacy Glass, Tasmods, Mudflaps & a RRSport umbrella in the boot.
_____________________________ 
 
Post #3832714th Dec 2008 6:42 pm
View user's profile Send private message View poster's gallery Post Reply
Display posts from the last:  
Post Reply Back to top
Page 1 of 1
Jump to:  
Previous Topic | Next Topic >


Posting Rules
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum



DISCO3.CO.UK Copyright © 2004-2024 Futuranet Ltd & Martin Lewis
DISCO3.CO.UK RSS Feed - All Forums

DISCO3.CO.UK is independent and not affiliated to Land Rover.
Switch to Mobile Site