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cdodkin
 


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Credit Crunch

Husband and wife are shopping in Tesco's when the man picks up a pack of Stella and sticks it into the trolley

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife

'They're on offer, only £10 for 24 cans', he says

'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on shopping...

A few aisles later the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man

'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.

The man replies...

'so does 24 cans of Stella, and it's half the Censored price'

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And in the same vein:
What's the difference between the credit crunch & divorce?
Both leave you with half your net worth, but with the former, you still have the wife.
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DrLex wrote:
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And in the same vein:
What's the difference between the credit crunch & divorce?
Both leave you with half your net worth, but with the former, you still have the wife.


Would that make the credit crunch better or worse than a divorce: you loose half your assets, but you still have the wife?
  
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