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WOODY179
 


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Unbelievable

Shocked This has to be a joke

http://www.mustangforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=368307
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Post #38101729th Nov 2008 10:32 pm
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heine
 


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Well at least they told him what he needs to do

YOU REALLY ARE A MORON. CONSIDER TAKING MASS TRANSIT!!!

YOU CAN NOT RUN WATER THROUGH THE CRANKCASE OF AN ENGINE. IT IS NOW SEIZED UP AND WILL NEED REPLACING. PLEASE FIND ANOTHER HOBBY BECAUSE YOU SUCK AT THIS ONE!!!
  
Post #38106330th Nov 2008 6:20 am
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Classic. I wish I had thought to post a story like that here saying I had done that. That would have got peoples attention!!!! Twisted Evil
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Post #38106430th Nov 2008 6:53 am
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heine
 


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And I'm sure we would all be as helpful Twisted Evil
  
Post #38106630th Nov 2008 7:17 am
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UNG
 


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That whole thread was so funny

From what I read the sad part is somebody told him to do it on that forum and he advised somebody else in another thread not to flush their engine as it will seize

As it is said a little knowledge is a dangerous thing
  
Post #38108830th Nov 2008 9:34 am
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what a complete tit Rolling Eyes
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Post #38108930th Nov 2008 9:40 am
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One of the reasons I try not to mess with the oily bits of the car, that and my first oil change on my first car where I forgot to relace the sump plug!!! Embarassed Big Cry Big Cry
   
Post #38109030th Nov 2008 9:41 am
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Post #38109230th Nov 2008 9:48 am
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I liked this reply:

Quote:
This is like the kid who poured sand into the intake of his car while it was running, to port it...........
Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter I'm not as good as I once was........but I'm as good once as I ever was.  
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that is hilarous. Are they all like that in Ohio Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

I like the bit where he said "then engine starts shaking and shuts off. I figured it was all cleaned" Rolling with laughter
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heine
 


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DiscoDunc wrote:

I like the bit where he said "then engine starts shaking and shuts off. I figured it was all cleaned" Rolling with laughter


Ah Yup that would be the clean engine detection sensor doing lt's thing
  
Post #38110830th Nov 2008 10:20 am
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UNG
 


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DiscoDunc wrote:
I like the bit where he said "then engine starts shaking and shuts off. I figured it was all cleaned"


He obviously thought it was like a washing machine and did a spin cycle to finish the process
  
Post #38111130th Nov 2008 10:39 am
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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
That was brilliant, you just can't make it up Laughing .........can you Question
  
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