Hobgoblin
Member Since: 15 Nov 2007
Location: As always, in the sh*t, it's only the depth that varies
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Ray & Bubba ( Texas mechanical engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. 'We're supposed to find the height of the
flagpole,' said Bubba, 'but we don't have a ladder.'
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she
took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, 'Eighteen feet, six inches,'
and walked away.
Ray shook his head and laughed. 'Ain't that just like a woman! We ask for the height and she gives
us the length!'
Bubba and Ray are currently working for the government. I'm not as good as I once was........but I'm as good once as I ever was.
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 23rd Oct 2008 7:49 pm |
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