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Friday Humour - The Boss of the house
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MacLeod 313
 


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Friday Humour - The Boss of the house

Husand just finished reading the book titled " Man of the house", when he then stormed into the kitchen, pointed a finger into his wifes face and said

"From now on I want you to know I am the boss of this house, my word is law!!!!. You WILL prepare me a gourmet meal for me tonight and every night, Then you WILL run me a bath tonight and every night, Then you WILL lie on the bed and take whats coming to you whenever I feel the need. And then in the morning guess who's going to wash, shave and dress me???

Wife replied " The Censored undertaker"

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter  
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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up
true Big Cry life is tooooo short.enjoy the moment.dont worry be happy




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Neutral Sounds like the type of reply I would get Big Cry  
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flinty99 wrote:
Neutral Sounds like the type of reply I would get Big Cry


Me too Shocked Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter I'm not as good as I once was........but I'm as good once as I ever was.  
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Some how I don't think I would have got as far as the question..... RIP Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter  
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