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indian bohemian rhapsody
Indian Bohemian Rhapsody
Naan, just killed a man
poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle now he's dead.
Naan, dinner's just begun
But now I'm gonna throw it all away.
Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back from the loo by this time tomorrow
Curry on, curry on
Cause nothing really Madras .
Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers down my spine
Bottom aching all the time
Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan, ooh, ooh
This dopiaza is so mild
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.
[guitar solo]
I see a little chicken tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy
Meat!
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani and a naan
(A vindaloo loo loo loo)
I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
Stand you well back
'Case the loo is quarantined...
Here it comes
There it goes
Technicolor yawn
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder, it's coming back again
(There he goes)
Coming back again
(up again)
Here it comes again.
(No no no no no no NO)
On my knees, I'm on my knees
On his knees, Oh, there he goes
This vindaloo
Is about to wreck my guts
Poor meee.. poor meeee...poor MEEEEEE!
[guitar solo]
So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby
Just had to come out
It just had to come right out in here.
[guitar solo]
[slow bit]
Korma or dopiaza
bhaji, naan or saag
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference
To meee....
(Any way the wind blows....shshshsh)
very well constructed. someone has to much time on his hands
"I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you read is not what I meant"
18th Oct 2008 10:15 pm
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TSR2 wrote:
All together now 1...2...3...
...how many years old is that? 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021
18th Oct 2008 10:17 pm
buzz
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UH OH!! Trouble brewing, what can we expect next???
18th Oct 2008 10:27 pm
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buzz wrote:
if this can get back in then the gloves are off..............
It's got all to do with it being old ...I think you should arrest him just for the joke 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021
Last edited by DG on 18th Oct 2008 10:35 pm. Edited 2 times in total
18th Oct 2008 10:29 pm
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18th Oct 2008 10:30 pm
buzz
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international arrest warrant required for popelka.......so he gets away this timeGone.......but not forgotten
Edited: Mods, why did my post appear twice?LRs are a fond memory, apart from the maintenance.
19th Oct 2008 8:26 am
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Maybe because you double posted
It happens from time to time 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021
19th Oct 2008 9:34 am
Popelka
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buzz wrote:
international arrest warrant required for popelka.......so he gets away this time
WHAT meee, what did I doo00000.... Experience is a difficult teacher, because she gives the test first and then the lesson afterwards!!!!
19th Oct 2008 12:30 pm
Popelka
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I'm visiting UK in November
in the car, czech plates but have english stickers for paragliding in windows if you spot me......... Experience is a difficult teacher, because she gives the test first and then the lesson afterwards!!!!
19th Oct 2008 12:52 pm
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I'd pay to watch that -paragliding in windows. Do you feel shattered when you land?I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.
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someone has to much time on his hands
all to do with it being old ...I think you should arrest him just for the joke 
