Member Since: 18 Mar 2006
Location: in the rhondda valleys
Posts: 945
WEDNESDAY HUMOUR 2
A woman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone.' 'No more headaches?' the husband asks, 'What happened?'
His wife replies, 'Margie referred me to a hypnotist & he told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat,
' I do not have a headache '
' I do not have a headache '
' I do not have a headache '
Well, it worked! The headaches are all gone.'
Well, that's wonderful' proclaims the husband.
His wife then says, 'You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years, why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that? '
Reluctantly, the husband agrees to try it.
Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He throws her on the bed and says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.'
He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
His wife says, 'WOW! - that was wonderful!'
The husband says, 'Don't move! I will be right back.'
He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time.
The wife sits up and her head is spinning ' OH MY GOD ' She proclaims.
Her husband again says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.'
With that, he goes back in the bathroom.
This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying.
'She's not my wife '
'She's not my wife '
'She's not my wife '
'She's not my wife '
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
I hope no SWMBO's are looking over shoulders
"I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you read is not what I meant"
8th Oct 2008 8:49 pm
Shrinky
Member Since: 05 Jul 2007
Location: Cotswolds
Posts: 2515
I'll try that later as long as I don't call her by another name Global Warming.... I'm luvvin it
8th Oct 2008 8:49 pm
lafona00
Member Since: 30 Nov 2007
Location: Dubai
Posts: 808
Arno
No more LR... but a Toyo
Disco 3 XS Auto - MY2008 - Leather, heated seats.
Def 90 - 1993
9th Oct 2008 7:19 am
BORDER ROVER
Member Since: 03 Dec 2007
Location: Cumbria
Posts: 1105
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Club pie and peas
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I hope no SWMBO's are looking over shoulders
Disco 3 XS Auto - MY2008 - Leather, heated seats.
Def 90 - 1993 
