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Tuesday Funny......

Gordon Brown or Gordon the Useless One as he is known by some of his colleagues was looking for a lady of the night.



He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
To the blonde he said, 'I am the Prime Minister of England. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?'

She replied, £200.'

To the brunette he asked the same question.

Her reply was £100.

He then asked the redhead

Her reply was, 'Mr. Prime Minister, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my pants as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in, and keep it rising like the price of petrol, keep me warmer than it is in my flat and screw me the way you have Pensioners, then it isn't going to cost you a bloody penny!'
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However, I regret to say that Gordon is the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. (Great Britain meaning the English, the Welsh and the Scots; one happy family Whistle )
  
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NJF wrote:
one happy family

Yeh right! Talk to the hand.......... Whistle
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The Red Hand of Ulster? Shocked
  
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