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Braai Rules (That's a Barbeque for you other folks)
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Baben
 


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Braai Rules (That's a Barbeque for you other folks)

I didn't think this up, it was mailed to me by a lady I work with:



Braai RULES


We will soon enter the summer and the Braai season.. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking that a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved..

When a man volunteers to do the Braai the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...

(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
( 3 ) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....

(5) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine....

(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....
  
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heine
 


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Uhhm if you've ever been to a braai at my house you will notice that Michele does the braaing as well Thumbs Up
  
Post #35197030th Sep 2008 8:12 am
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Does she have any sisters? Thumbs Up
  
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heine
 


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Nope - but her brother has very long hair
  
Post #3532812nd Oct 2008 11:39 am
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Baben
 


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Rolling with laughter

Hoe ken jy my?


I was chatting to the BM bike sales guy the other day, and he told me about a lady that made a deal with him to buy a GS for her hubby's birthday as a surprise, and while she was there he popped in to look at the bikes, and probly buy himself the bike, and saw her there and it almost blew the whole surprise.


Just wondered if that was Michele at all?
  
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What - now you've ruined mu surprise Rolling with laughter
  
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