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heine
 


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OT The possible dangers of changing Springboks to Proteas



  
Post #36461625th Oct 2008 9:24 am
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Another OT

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:


29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad cheques
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

373 in total or approximately 70%

Can you guess which organization this is?





Give up yet?


It's the 535 members of the SOUTH AFRICAN PARLIAMENT -

(The same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line!) Erstwhile - D3 S '07. Dual battery system. Upgraded tow hitch. Mantec skid plate. Frontrunner rr. Tmax double headed built in compressor

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Post #36466925th Oct 2008 1:28 pm
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Very impressive but I bet if we did the same analysis with our parliament that we could beat you.... Thumbs Up

There would probably be a lot more sexual perversion offences buy I think our MP's would rise to the occasion and not let us down.. Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter  
Post #36467025th Oct 2008 1:40 pm
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Spooky. US Congress have the same problems, and I heard that Westminster wasn't much different. Wink

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Post #36468325th Oct 2008 2:42 pm
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Heine, I don't get it.... is it a safrican thing..... Poes? Bodsys Brake Bible

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Post #36469625th Oct 2008 3:29 pm
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and another thing Heine, of the three bent over which one is you Wink

and I think poes translated is c##t. the one on the end looks poes dronk Laughing  
Post #36491226th Oct 2008 6:35 am
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Yup Bodsy -it is a somewhat impolite Seffrican reference to the female genitalia Wink

Chris thanks for the compliment but I'm not deep enough to think of something like this Laughing  
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catweasel wrote:
..... the one on the end looks poes dronk Laughing


Must admit, I did not think I would hear that phrase again. Priceless..... Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Why is the fear of long words called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?  
Post #36496926th Oct 2008 12:04 pm
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As in "Pierre you were poes dronk again last night weren't you"  
Post #36508526th Oct 2008 5:27 pm
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heine wrote:
As in "Pierre you were poes dronk again last night weren't you"


Shhhhhhhhh...... Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up Why is the fear of long words called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?  
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