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NJSS
Member Since: 06 May 2009
Location: Catherington, Hampshire.
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After the death of his wife an elderly man married a young woman.
Now he was spending less time with his friends. His concerned friends enquired if there was a problem.
“I would like to pass time with you but my poor wife gets lonely when I'm away.”
Friends advised him to keep a young tenant at home, your wife will be happy in the company of a younger person.
The elderly man promptly acted on their advise and let a room in house to a young tenant.
The friends were meeting more often. One day the friends jokingly asked, “How is your wife now?”
"She is not lonely at all, in fact she is happy and she is pregnant"
The friends laughed, as they expected this. “How is the tenant?” they asked.
The man replied very soberly - "She is also pregnant ..”
Never underestimate the power of a senior citizen.
NJSS Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.
2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
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maxbasscat
Member Since: 03 Jan 2016
Location: Cambridgeshire
Posts: 1267
  
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 D3 2.7 Zermatt silver (not another one)
D3 4.4 V8 Zambezi silver
D3 4.4 V8 Adriatic Blue
D3 2.7 (gone) Tonga Green
D3 4.4 V8 LHD Tonga Green
FFRR TDV8
Defender 300
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Oswiperus
D3 Decade
Member Since: 02 Apr 2010
Location: Chelmsford, Essex
Posts: 1600
 
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Is this you Nigel?   Stu
2016 D4 Landmark current
2022 Defender D300 SE Gone 
D4 2014 XS Commercial - Gone
D4 2016 hse lux montalcino red - Gone
D3 2005 se java black - current
D3 2005 base manual - gone
D2 1999 TD5 E white - current
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| 15th Apr 2020 8:33 am |
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NJSS
Member Since: 06 May 2009
Location: Catherington, Hampshire.
Posts: 10844
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Sru
I don't have a new wife, a young wife, or for that matter any wife, nor a tenant!
I'm always open to offers though.
NJSS Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.
2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
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| 15th Apr 2020 8:41 am |
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Oswiperus
D3 Decade
Member Since: 02 Apr 2010
Location: Chelmsford, Essex
Posts: 1600
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Always got to keep your options open!  Stu
2016 D4 Landmark current
2022 Defender D300 SE Gone
D4 2014 XS Commercial - Gone
D4 2016 hse lux montalcino red - Gone
D3 2005 se java black - current
D3 2005 base manual - gone
D2 1999 TD5 E white - current
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| 15th Apr 2020 8:44 am |
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RRSTDV8
Member Since: 07 Apr 2014
Location: Here
Posts: 13605
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That one got a "tut!" from SWMBO. I think she's worried I might get ideas...  Visiting from rrsport.co.uk
2012 RRS SDV6
2008 RRS TDV8
"When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: SIT DOWN AND TALK!"
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