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Madrilleno
 


Member Since: 13 Oct 2014
Location: Nottingham
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England 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Auto Santorini BlackDiscovery 4
Visit to the hospital

Hurt my arm this morning and had to go to hospital for an x-ray, as I was sitting waiting to be seen, the lad next to me says," Fair fae yer honest sonsieface! Great chieftain o' the puddin race!!" I was like, eh?!?!.,
I turned my head round to the the lady sat on my other side, she said, " ! Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie, O, what a panic's in thy breastie!",

I said to the next doctor walking past , "here mate is this the psychiatric ward?" He says .......
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"no sorry this is the burns unit"
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