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Bank Robbery
An armed, Jason masked robber bursts into a bank and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash.
As the robber is leaving, one brave customer grabs his mask and pulls it off revealing his face.
The robber shoots him dead, he then looks around the bank to see if anyone else has seen him.
One of the tellers is looking straight at him so he walks over and calmly shoots him dead too.
Everyone is now horrified and looking down at the floor.
The robber shouts furiously, “Did anyone else see my face?”
There’s a brief silence then one elderly man, still looking down, tentatively raises his hand and says, “I think my wife may have caught a glimpse.”
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13th Jan 2018 8:34 pm
mz mini
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Mine too Land Rover 90 - deceased
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13th Jan 2018 8:36 pm
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13th Jan 2018 8:40 pm
defector
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Heard similar before but still funny.
13th Jan 2018 8:50 pm
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
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Though SWMBO just gave me the look and complained that these jokes are anti-SWMBO.
13th Jan 2018 8:54 pm
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And the problem with that is Del ? Land Rover 90 - deceased
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13th Jan 2018 9:00 pm
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
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The problem is sitting on the other sofa.
And I am dead when she reads this.
13th Jan 2018 9:06 pm
mz mini
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Well its been nice knowing you Del Land Rover 90 - deceased
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13th Jan 2018 9:08 pm
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
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Send flowers!!
13th Jan 2018 9:09 pm
mz mini
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Roses Land Rover 90 - deceased
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13th Jan 2018 9:10 pm
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
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Carnations, they last longer. And are cheaper.
13th Jan 2018 9:11 pm
Mogwyth
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I only posted it because mine chuckled when I told her.==================================
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13th Jan 2018 9:14 pm
kajtzu
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DSL wrote:
The problem is sitting on the other sofa.
And I am dead when she reads this.
Does your SWMBO surf D3.CO.UK? Mine watches masterchef, grand designs and other things but certainly doesn’t surf “the car site you always go to learn how to fix the tractor”
13th Jan 2018 9:40 pm
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
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She does.
Hi dear.
13th Jan 2018 9:45 pm
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