heine
Member Since: 07 Feb 2007
Location: Midrand
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>>>> A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.
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>>>> He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to
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>>>> keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in
>>>> the face.
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>>>> The father realizes the boy has swallowed the
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>>>> nickels & starts slapping him on the back. The boy
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>>>> coughs up 2 of the nickels,
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>>>> but keeps choking.
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>>>> Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting
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>>>> for help.
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>>>> A well dressed, attractive, & serious looking woman, in a blue
>>>> business suit is sitting at
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>>>> a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup
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>>>> of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts
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>>>> her coffee cup down, neatly
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>>>> folds the newspaper & places it on the counter, gets up
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>>>> from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant
>>>> reaching the boy. The woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold
>>>> of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at
>>>> first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy
>>>> convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman
>>>> deftly catches in her free hand.
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>>>> Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the
>>>> father & walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a
>>>> word.
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>>>> As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
>>>> father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying,
>>>> 'I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was
>>>> fantastic Are you a doctor?'
>>>>
>>>> 'No,' the woman replied. 'Divorce attorney'
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flinty99
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