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professorpool
 


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Wales 2007 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3
Dangers of Naked Sunbathing

Ouch! Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry

http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/seagull-testicle/
 D3 07 SE - still going strong
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D&G
 


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Ukraine 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Barolo BlackDiscovery 3

Rolling with laughter Big Cry Rolling with laughter Big Cry
 An honorable defeat is better than a dishonorable victory.” ― Millard Fillmore



2006 Disco 3
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Ukraine 

Shocked Shocked Shocked Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry
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&
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Hairy Dan
 


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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
 Cheers Ian
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Kielder 4x4 Safari
Discoless 
 
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Scotland 

Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry Geezo!

Looked like eggs in a nest apparently, lucky it wasn't an Aberdeen seagull, that would've taken the set Shocked
  
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Farmer Chalk
 


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England 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Tangiers OrangeDiscovery 3

Somewhat doubtful story... I would suggest it's more of a cover story for a close encounter with a Dyson or some such......
  
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professorpool
 


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More than likely, however, it made us all cringe anyway...
 D3 07 SE - still going strong
D3 07 HSE - gone to car heaven
FL1 - gone to Romania
D3 05 HSE - gone to a divorce diet
D1 V8 manual - gone but not forgotten
RR Classic - gone to car heaven

Jeeps, Lexus, X-trails... Too many to name.. 
 
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ronp
 


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Farmer Chalk wrote:
Somewhat doubtful story... I would suggest it's more of a cover story for a close encounter with a Dyson or some such......


It's a pity the South Yorks police helicpoter wasn't up there at the time.
That would've confirmed if it was true or not. Wink
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/cop-w...r-10830569
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blue meanie
D3 Decade 


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Farmer Chalk wrote:
Somewhat doubtful story... I would suggest it's more of a cover story for a close encounter with a Dyson or some such......


well it is a 'news' site like the Daily Mash, so it must be true, mustn't it ? Laughing
 and theeeeennn......???  
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DG
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Farmer Chalk wrote:
I would suggest it's more of a cover story for a close encounter with a Dyson




Question
  
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comedyharvey
 


Member Since: 03 Jul 2010
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Perhaps that seagull could help this guy;

http://southendnewsnetwork.com/news/cyclis...-accident/

.
 Arthur.
Comedy was a horse, Harvey a dog, both sadly gone. Thought I was choosing a password!

Currently;
Discovery 3 HSE 2009
101" Fwd. Control 1976
Nuffield 10/90 Tractor (10/60 with 6 cylinder conversion) 1964

Previously;
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Can't see there's any truth in it myself, infact it seems like a right load of old bo Censored ocks




















I'll get my coat.............
 
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Self inflicted injury therefore no sympathy Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
 Rob Smith
Silver rools OK
 
 
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Pelyma
  


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Seems me like he was a bit of a nut job.
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DS3 TDV6 HSE- Silver with Alpaca (new one) Gone
D4 HSE Lux - Montalcino Red Gone
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