rockcrawler
Member Since: 31 Oct 2012
Location: Ferring
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.One day a zoo transport truck is transporting a huge Gorilla and has an accident and the Gorilla escapes and climbs to the top of a very large tree. The zoo attendants argue over who's going to get him down and finally out of desperation they look in the yellow pages and sure enough under G is Get The Gorilla Out of The Tree Service.
They call and a little man shows up with a length of strong rope, a mean looking bull dog and a gun. He says here's the plan, I'm going to climb up just under the Gorilla and shake him out of the tree, when he hits the ground this dog has been trained to clamp down on his private parts and hold him tightly even if he screams and cries, you 2 tie him up with the rope.
One of the attendants says, "whats the gun for? This animal is way too expensive we can't let you kill him", and the little man says " it's not to shoot the Gorilla, if that Gorilla shakes me out of the tree first, you shoot that dog before I hit the ground"! D3 Metropolis Bonatti Grey-Alpaca Leather-adaptive headlights-fridge-EGR blanking kit-Harmen Karden-Cruise-4x4 info enabled-Tinted Windows-Heated F&R Seats-Rosen rear Entertainment-LED'S everywhere -Smoked Side Repeaters-Rear Aircon-Vredestein Wintrac 4 Extreme-Puddle and Footwell Lamps-Stainless Steel Side Protection Tubes- NEW ASHTRAY ( thanks to dsd1036 )
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Aerialmark
Member Since: 21 Jun 2015
Location: Burnley (Where the M65 is cobbled)
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Now get your coat 😂 The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the best of everything they have.
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Oswiperus
D3 Decade
Member Since: 02 Apr 2010
Location: Chelmsford, Essex
Posts: 1590
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  Stu
2016 D4 Landmark current
2022 Defender D300 SE Gone 
D4 2014 XS Commercial - Gone
D4 2016 hse lux montalcino red - Gone
D3 2005 se java black - current
D3 2005 base manual - gone
D2 1999 TD5 E white - current
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