rockcrawler
Member Since: 31 Oct 2012
Location: Ferring
Posts: 2884
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Ordering A Pizza In Today's World |
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Hello! Is this Gordon's Pizza?
No sir, it's Google's Pizza.
Did I dial the wrong number?
No sir, Google bought the pizza store.
Oh, alright - then I’d like to place an order please.
Do you want the usual?
The usual? You know what my usual is?
According to the caller ID, the last 15 times you’ve ordered a
12-slice with double-cheese, sausage, and thick crust.
Okay - that’s what I want this time too.
May I suggest that this time you order an 8-slice with ricotta,
arugula, and tomato instead?
No, I hate vegetables.
But your cholesterol is not good.
How do you know?
Through the subscribers guide. We have the results of your
blood tests for the last 7 years.
Maybe so, but I don’t want the pizza you suggest – I already
take medicine for high cholesterol.
But you haven’t taken the medicine regularly. 4 months ago
you purchased a box of only 30 tablets.from Drugsale Network
I bought more from another drugstore.
It's not showing on your credit card sir.
I paid in cash.
But according to your bank statement you did not withdraw that much cash.
I have another source of cash.
This is not showing on your last tax form, unless you got it from an
undeclared income source.
WHAT THE HELL? ENOUGH!
I'm sick of Google, Facebook, Twitter, and WhatsApp.
I'm going to an island without internet, where there’s
no cellphone line, and no one to spy on me ...
I understand sir, but you’ll need to renew your passport ... it expired 5 weeks ago. D3 Metropolis Bonatti Grey-Alpaca Leather-adaptive headlights-fridge-EGR blanking kit-Harmen Karden-Cruise-4x4 info enabled-Tinted Windows-Heated F&R Seats-Rosen rear Entertainment-LED'S everywhere -Smoked Side Repeaters-Rear Aircon-Vredestein Wintrac 4 Extreme-Puddle and Footwell Lamps-Stainless Steel Side Protection Tubes- NEW ASHTRAY ( thanks to dsd1036 )
Club BAS Remote FBH
Club MXS10 Ctek
Club Beanie Grill
Rear D4 Lamps
Geoff Gearbox Flush
BAS Remap
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20th Jul 2017 3:25 pm |
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Charliecloud
Member Since: 31 Jul 2014
Location: Tonbridge
Posts: 980
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The truth is that we are already there technology wise.
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20th Jul 2017 3:35 pm |
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MarkOne
Member Since: 23 Jul 2011
Location: County Antrim
Posts: 3345
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Shockingly true
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20th Jul 2017 3:47 pm |
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LaserTam
Member Since: 31 Aug 2015
Location: Essex
Posts: 828
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haha - but scarily true MY2012 D4 HSE Nara Bronze with some extra stuff
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20th Jul 2017 5:31 pm |
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Hardware
Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
Location: Hiding under the M60
Posts: 12676
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more than you know. .
Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms
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20th Jul 2017 5:44 pm |
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Alan B
Member Since: 12 Feb 2013
Location: Fife
Posts: 6528
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D3 57 xs Stornaway grey
D2 02 commercial silver gone but a great servant and won't be forgotten
Iid Bluetooth
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20th Jul 2017 9:17 pm |
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Madrilleno
Member Since: 13 Oct 2014
Location: Nottingham
Posts: 1742
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Hardware17 wrote:more than you know.
But not more than Google knows, though! There are two rules for success,
1. Never tell everything you know.
RLD Spare Wheel Protector
RLD Sump Guard
Narpy Style RRS Grille from Beanie
Discostick 3rd button FBH controller
IID BT
EGRs Blanked
Geoff Gearbox Flush
Prospeed sliders & compressor guard
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21st Jul 2017 6:18 am |
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Hardware
Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
Location: Hiding under the M60
Posts: 12676
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Google only knows what you tell it ... Albeit sometimes unknowingly. GCHQ on the other hand ...
And there are others. .
Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms
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21st Jul 2017 6:27 am |
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