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rockcrawler
 


Member Since: 31 Oct 2012
Location: Ferring
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Ordering A Pizza In Today's World

Hello! Is this Gordon's Pizza?

No sir, it's Google's Pizza.

Did I dial the wrong number?



No sir, Google bought the pizza store.



Oh, alright - then I’d like to place an order please.



Do you want the usual?



The usual? You know what my usual is?



According to the caller ID, the last 15 times you’ve ordered a

12-slice with double-cheese, sausage, and thick crust.



Okay - that’s what I want this time too.



May I suggest that this time you order an 8-slice with ricotta,

arugula, and tomato instead?



No, I hate vegetables.



But your cholesterol is not good.



How do you know?



Through the subscribers guide. We have the results of your

blood tests for the last 7 years.



Maybe so, but I don’t want the pizza you suggest – I already

take medicine for high cholesterol.



But you haven’t taken the medicine regularly. 4 months ago

you purchased a box of only 30 tablets.from Drugsale Network



I bought more from another drugstore.



It's not showing on your credit card sir.



I paid in cash.



But according to your bank statement you did not withdraw that much cash.



I have another source of cash.



This is not showing on your last tax form, unless you got it from an

undeclared income source.



WHAT THE HELL? ENOUGH!

I'm sick of Google, Facebook, Twitter, and WhatsApp.

I'm going to an island without internet, where there’s

no cellphone line, and no one to spy on me ...



I understand sir, but you’ll need to renew your passport ... it expired 5 weeks ago.
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Charliecloud
 


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Location: Tonbridge
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United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 4.4 V8 HSE Auto Bonatti GreyDiscovery 3

Rolling with laughter

The truth is that we are already there technology wise. Sad
  
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MarkOne
 


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Shockingly true Shocked
  
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LaserTam
 


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haha - but scarily true
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Hardware
 


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more than you know.
 .


Dean
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2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
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Alan B
 


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Rolling with laughter
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Madrilleno
 


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Hardware17 wrote:
more than you know.


But not more than Google knows, though! Confused
 There are two rules for success,
1. Never tell everything you know.



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Hardware
 


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Google only knows what you tell it ... Albeit sometimes unknowingly. GCHQ on the other hand ...

And there are others.
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Dean
====================================

2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
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