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Sloss
 


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Doing the right thing in difficult circumstances

Doing what is right

Whilst strolling round the Harbour this morning about 11 am, I noticed a terrorist slip from the quayside and fall into the water.

He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying.

If he didn't get help he'd surely drown.

Being a responsible Australian citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Coastguard, the Immigration Office and even the Fire Dept.

It is now 4 p.m., he has drowned, and none of the authorities have yet responded.

I'm starting to think I've wasted four stamps.
 Stew,

2010 D4 gone but I really loved it
Went back to Merc - C350 AMG 
 
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