Sloss
Member Since: 18 Aug 2013
Location: Aberdeenish
Posts: 1691
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Doing what is right
Whilst strolling round the Harbour this morning about 11 am, I noticed a terrorist slip from the quayside and fall into the water.
He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying.
If he didn't get help he'd surely drown.
Being a responsible Australian citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Coastguard, the Immigration Office and even the Fire Dept.
It is now 4 p.m., he has drowned, and none of the authorities have yet responded.
I'm starting to think I've wasted four stamps. Stew,
2010 D4 gone but I really loved it
Went back to Merc - C350 AMG
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mz mini
Member Since: 02 Jul 2014
Location: Sunny Devon
Posts: 1759
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Land Rover 90 - deceased
Discovery 3 - deceased
Discovery 4 2013
Mini Cooper S 1964 Mk1 - International Rally winner red & white
Mini Cooper s 1964 Mk1 - Road Rally champion green & white
Mini Cooper S 1971 Mk3 - original and unrestored
Porsche 911 997
Porsche Boxster 3.4S
VW Polo 1.2
Citroen Xsara Picasso - shed/run around
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25th Jun 2017 9:21 pm |
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JackNorris
Member Since: 06 Jul 2012
Location: Beds/Bucks Border
Posts: 1877
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MY2023 Discovery 5 R-Dynamic 3.0
MY2020 Discovery 5 Landmark 3.0 - SOLD
MY2005 Discovery 3 V8 4.4 HSE - SOLD
MY2019 Discovery 5 SE 3.0 - LR Replaced !
MY2005 Discovery 3 S 2.7 - SOLD
MY2016 Discovery 4 Graphite - SOLD
MY2015 Discovery 4 SE Tech - SOLD
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25th Jun 2017 9:26 pm |
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#vhlwarrior
Member Since: 13 Mar 2017
Location: Derby
Posts: 66
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25th Jun 2017 9:30 pm |
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Hardware
Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
Location: Hiding under the M60
Posts: 12694
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Not even going to text that to SWMBO ... Take too long to explain. .
Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms
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25th Jun 2017 9:39 pm |
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Discomadness
Member Since: 19 Jan 2015
Location: Caerphilly
Posts: 2256
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Jarrod
Current : D3 2007 HSE - AKA the lemon
-beanie grille
-detango with led bulbs
-club body off rebuild. TWICE.
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25th Jun 2017 9:41 pm |
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comedyharvey
Member Since: 04 Jul 2010
Location: Gloucestershire
Posts: 1727
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Classic Arthur.
Comedy was a horse, Harvey a dog, both sadly gone. Thought I was choosing a password!
Currently;
Discovery 3 HSE 2009
101" Fwd. Control 1976
Nuffield 10/90 Tractor (10/60 with 6 cylinder conversion) 1964
Previously;
Series III Lightweight. 1976.
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25th Jun 2017 10:12 pm |
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Hairy Dan
Member Since: 19 Jan 2011
Location: Co. Durham
Posts: 12319
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Cheers Ian
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Club N.E.R.D.S
Kielder 4x4 Safari
Discoless
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25th Jun 2017 10:38 pm |
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