Sloss
Member Since: 18 Aug 2013
Location: Aberdeenish
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The American Medical Association has weighed in on Trump's proposed health care package to replace Obama-Care:
The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.
The Audiologists wouldn't hear of any of the proposed changes.
The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were  off at the whole idea.
Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington D. C. Stew,
2010 D4 gone but I really loved it
Went back to Merc - C350 AMG
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Hairy Dan
Member Since: 19 Jan 2011
Location: Co. Durham
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  Cheers Ian
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