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Grunders
 


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I wouldn't want her washing my car...

I'd be scared the heels might do some damage...

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DG
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She's got a face like a ripped dapper.
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I'd risk it...

I see she comes fitted with her own airbags incase she should fall from that high roof...
  
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I wouldn't give her my car keys. Or anything else. Shocked
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I see that the Daily Mail has somehow managed to reposition itself a little further downmarket then! Shocked

Is this where the word "Scrubber" is derived from?!..
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DG wrote:
She's got a face like a ripped dapper.


Has she... didn't notice Whistle
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Nope, she won't get my business - not even using the two bucket method, shocking.
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Post #171015424th Sep 2016 6:41 am
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DSL
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And bet she doesn't use one sponge for one wash!! Rolling Eyes
   
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DG wrote:
She's got a face like a ripped dapper.

She's got a face??...must have missed that
  
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Wonder if she'd be crawling over the roof of that black roofed snort if it had been sitting in the sun for a couple of hours. Whistle

She added: 'I’ve spent about £20,000 on my boobs, £9,000 on my nose, £8,500 on veneers, and my lips were another £10,000 - so about £50,000 in total.'

Not sure that's been a good investment! Shocked
   
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^^^^ she should have gone to Specsavers,
With a face like that it would have saved her a fortune.
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Quote:
She added: 'I’ve spent about £20,000 on my boobs, £9,000 on my nose, £8,500 on veneers, and my lips were another £10,000 - so about £50,000 in total.'


The sad thing is she thinks it looks good and a large number of men must also.........!! Phone w@nk TV station here she comes....!!
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Skank. Simple as that....
  
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What a mess of a woman. What do you do with it, take it to bed or kennel it?

Can't stand these women that are fake all over and think they are gods gift to men.
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I will take her if nobody wants her. Got a pile of ironing needs doing!
  
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