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A Theory Proven
A THEORY PROVEN
A Red Indian chief and his three wives emigrated to Africa and they lived in a huge tent.
One of his wives slept on a buffalo skin and in due course gave birth to a baby boy.
His second wife slept on an elephant skin and also gave birth to a baby boy.
However, his third wife who slept on a hippopotamus skin gave birth to twin boys.
This all goes to prove that Pythagoras was correct when he said that the sons of the squaw on the hippopotamus are equal to the sons of the squaws on the other two hides!Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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24th Aug 2016 6:46 pm
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
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if not a bit high brow.
24th Aug 2016 6:48 pm
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24th Aug 2016 7:18 pm
battrooper
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I actually get that. Something must have stuck after all these years...
24th Aug 2016 7:21 pm
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
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Just read joke to Mrs DSL and she's not impressed.
24th Aug 2016 7:35 pm
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Caesar adsum jam forte
Brutus aderat
Caesar sic in omnibus
Brutus sic in at
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24th Aug 2016 7:43 pm
Bill Wright
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Very clever.
O sibili si ergo, fortibuses inero. O nobili, demis trux, watisenim, cowsenduxNever take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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24th Aug 2016 8:34 pm
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Cheers Ian
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24th Aug 2016 9:49 pm
Cellerdweller
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DSL wrote:
Just read joke to Mrs DSL and she's not impressed.
Same here . I just got that "don't be stupid look " You're not afraid of the dark are you ?
24th Aug 2016 9:58 pm
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I get the same as that with anything from the "dad" joke book
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25th Aug 2016 8:10 am
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My wife loved it - a great way to remember the theory she said LR Discovery 4 XS pulling an Airstream 532 Caravan also own (since new) a 1996 MGF
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AAA.Happy.Disco1.Fan
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Bill Wright wrote:
Very clever.
O sibili si ergo, fortibuses inero. O nobili, demis trux, watisenim, cowsendux
It took me a longish time, but it was worth it T U..
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25th Aug 2016 10:25 am
ianm27
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And who said learning Latin at school was a waste of time?
Quod Erat Demonstrandum
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27th Aug 2016 1:17 am
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....^^^^^^.....
Agree - it was also very useful 'AMO' for Maths and German.
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