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Bill Wright
 


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Out Late Sir?

Ron Chester, 89 years of age, was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.

Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"

Ron replied, "That would be my wife." Very Happy Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.


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I'm at the same lecture later, wonder if I'll meet him. There are two rules for success,
1. Never tell everything you know.


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