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DaveC
 


Member Since: 29 Sep 2009
Location: Wirral
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Wife vs electric gates!

great start to Sunday morning, wife decides to take my car for a change.

comes back in a few minutes later in floods of tears.

reckons gates started to close and she couldn't get out the way Evil or Very Mad

more like you backed into gates didn't you!! Embarassed Big Cry

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arch trim was hanging off

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thankfully the paint came off with plastic scourer pad and a good polish up means no sign of it happening

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lacquer must be pretty tough Bow down

Lesson 1 = hide keys
Lesson 2 = if gates do close on car DON'T move!
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Riccarton Disco
 


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I'm gobsmacked you got away with that Bow down Bow down

The first picture looks horrendous - Your wife is obviously an excellent driver who managed to prevent serious injury to your Disco Whistle Thumbs Up
  
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Paul White
 


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Good lesson here....don't have electric gates Thumbs Up

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euangibson
 


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Pretty lucky escape.....my wife has destroyed rear bumpers on 3 of my cars by reversing into gates.....all the cars had parking sensors Evil or Very Mad
 "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool,than to speak out and remove all doubt" ?.....what rubbish...

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maplecottage
 


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Shocked Shocked Amazed you got away with that - good stuff Thumbs Up
  
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rockcrawler
 


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Shocked Very lucky not to have dented it or scratch the paintwork.
I secretly cringe whenever my wife says " Ok to take your's " Big Cry
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LT
 


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Paul White wrote:
Good lesson here....don't have electric gates Thumbs Up

Paul


Cheshire, hard to find a manual house gate there. Smile Thumbs Up
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DSL
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Time to get those essential discovery based purchases in while MrsC is in a "focused" mode. Mr. Green
  
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THUB
 


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Have you considered sensors across the gap between the gate posts?
  
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Bobs
 


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Shocked

Good job on the tidy up though Thumbs Up

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The big crease in the tailgate of her 'car' (waiting for comments Whistle ) wasn't her fault apparently....
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moorman
 


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She has her car and I have two - that's fair Very Happy Very Happy
Luckily she only likes small cars so I make sure mine are large Whistle
  
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DaveC
 


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I did feel sick when I first saw it but definitely got lucky and it was just paint and no dents or scratches.

DSL, I'm lucky in that she's not too bothered what I waste my money on! To be fair though I do usually tell her they cost a 10th of what I actually pay!

THUB, got ones in line with posts but may now consider putting the extra rear ones in! If she had just have stopped and hit gate button again nothing would have happened. Gates aren't set to crush the car just close. Happened to me once when hooking up tin tent and all was fine.

Has made me decide to get a da polisher as first time I've noticed how much better it looks polished up.
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StornowayStu
 


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I usually use my wife's own line against her - "this old tool ? Oh had this in the cupboard for ages..."

Also works for random gadgets and electronics. Now when UPS brings a delivery she just hands it to me and says "more cables dear ?"
  
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BBDisco3
 


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DaveC wrote:
I'm lucky in that she's not too bothered what I waste my money on! To be fair though I do usually tell her they cost a 10th of what I actually pay!



Guess thats not the same when purchasing her Christmas present Whistle
  
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