disco3kenny
Member Since: 19 Jan 2008
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I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...
A chap goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello and he's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,
'My God, are you the stripper from my stag party that I made love to on the pool table
with all my buddies watching while your friend whipped my bum with wet celery?'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'  http://tinyurl.com/eBay-All-things-D3-Now
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 28th Jan 2010 1:34 pm |
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