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Things that make you go hmmmmmmm
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NoDo$h
 


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Things that make you go hmmmmmmm

A thread for observations on life's daily absurdities

This morning I was overtaken while doing 60 on a NSL single-carriageway road.

By a white van man.

Ok, no hmmmmm so far. But if I told you the white van was the local recycling van? What the hell is so urgent about recycling that he has to drive like that? Does our waste go out of date?

Hmmmmmmmm...... Confused I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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Re: Things that make you go hmmmmmmm

NoDo$h wrote:
Things that make you go hmmmmmmm


Forgetting the words? Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

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Re: Things that make you go hmmmmmmm

DrLex wrote:
NoDo$h wrote:
Things that make you go hmmmmmmm


Forgetting the words?



doesn't sound very likely Laughing Laughing and theeeeennn......???  
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AndrewS wrote:
A girl guide giving me a blow job

Would you prefer teeth in or out Sir! Rolling with laughter

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AndrewS wrote:
A guide dog giving me a blow job

Shocked I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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Re: Things that make you go hmmmmmmm

post removed at request of DG in light of a more important issues

it was only trivial, about me nearly getting wiped out yesterday

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Don't spoil it ron ...I'm still taking in Andrews observations Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021  
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It's OK DG, you can carry on business as usual now!

Thumbs Up ...... always on the road less travelled 🚧  
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DG wrote:
Don't spoil it ron ...I'm still taking in Andrews ejaculations

Shocked Shocked Shocked The older I get, the more I realise that people confuse wrinkles for wisdom Smile
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is that what she got the medal for? Whistle

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...and by the look of that scarf she obviously goes in for a bit of auto-erotic asphyxiation at the critical moment 8) 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021  
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