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Things kids say

The youngest boy, 10 years old, said to his sister, 14 years old, at lunchtime today, “you’ll never guess where I am going this afternoon.”

Quick as a flash, she replied, “the adoption center?” At which point the eldest spat out his pizza! Rolling Eyes

He’s actually going to see a film, Johnny English, but its obviously gonna be one of those days. Banging Head
  
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Ah the joys of not having a big sis when I was growing up. Thumbs Up
   
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My big sis was miss perfect !! Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes and I was a little Censored t Whistle spend years being told to take leaf out of my sisters book Evil or Very Mad and being told I'm the black sheep Rolling Eyes
But mummy thinks I'm lovely now Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
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I have a fantastic big sister (well she's little really, as she's only 4'11") so they aren't all bad. Thumbs Up
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Re: Things kids say

The Dundonian wrote:
The youngest boy, 10 years old, said to his sister, 14 years old, at lunchtime today, “you’ll never guess where I am going this afternoon.”

Quick as a flash, she replied, “the adoption center?” At which point the eldest spat out his pizza! Rolling Eyes

He’s actually going to see a film, Johnny English, but its obviously gonna be one of those days. Banging Head


Surely the youngest spat out his pizza, or have I not understood correctly?
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He has an elder brother too?

I have an older sister (2 years). You didn't mess with her back in those days. I distinctly recall her shouting "I'm taking my ear-rings out, then I'm going to knack you". Can't remember the cause but I had clearly Censored her off and had to lock myself and a mate from school in the bathroom till she chilled out. Rolling with laughter
  
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Just back from collecting them from the Cinema.

Yes, sorry, elder brother too, although come this time next year, he will be off to Uni, then just two to go.

Webego, yes sisters can be verging on the psychopathic. Laughing
  
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