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Grianaig
 


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Scotland 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Indus SilverDiscovery 4

Why do some people always want to “grab” a coffee or something or “punch” a button or a key?
 2014 MY Discovery XS Indus Silver. Sadly gone. Second last LR of forty eight years continuous ownership.  
Post #19234377th Mar 2018 1:06 pm
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ruben
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....and all my contempt .....for those who take advantage of the slipstream of the ambulance or fire truck in emergency, which as you logically have previously allowed to overtake and also, with dirty play, do not allow you to rejoin your way except much further back Evil or Very Mad
 lost in translation!  
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J77
 


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al cope wrote:
^^^ Coconut Latte - a bit posh. Shouldnt Coconut be covered in choc and called a Bounty?

But I get the sentimate - why cant you just get a normal white coffee?

Al


I don’t offen go to coffee joints so I was dabbling with the unknown, it seemed the easiest to order without sub options.

Oh and it was coconut milk I opted for. Tasty though.
 23.5MY Defender 90 X-Dynamic SE D250 MHEV Pangea Green  
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LT
 


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United Kingdom 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 Landmark LE Auto Santorini BlackDiscovery 4

Using sat instead of sitting.
 2006 D3 HSE (Original & still the best)-GONE
2010 D4 HSE (A bit bling)-GONE
2014 D4 HSE (Almost too bling)-GONE
2015 D4 HSE (A heated what?)-GONE
2016 D4 Landmark (Written Off)-GONE
2016 D4 Landmark (Surely the last!) PD1881 rims-GONE
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DG
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'Sitting Nav' Confused

Laughing
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Grianaig
 


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Scotland 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Indus SilverDiscovery 4

Thumbs Up arghhh! I feel my inner pedant stirring. Does it show? Rolling with laughter

How about someone who “was stood standing”? Shocked
 2014 MY Discovery XS Indus Silver. Sadly gone. Second last LR of forty eight years continuous ownership.  
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J77
 


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When I’m stuck in a queue of traffic at work due to an accident or whatever and a passenger comes down and asks how long we will be sitting for. Let me check my crystal ball.

When people blame me for them being late for work. Really! I’m only as quick as those getting on, money, tickets and passes ready speeds up boarding. The clock doesn’t stop when I do.
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LT
 


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United Kingdom 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 Landmark LE Auto Santorini BlackDiscovery 4

Rolling Eyes The shortening of satellite to sat.
 2006 D3 HSE (Original & still the best)-GONE
2010 D4 HSE (A bit bling)-GONE
2014 D4 HSE (Almost too bling)-GONE
2015 D4 HSE (A heated what?)-GONE
2016 D4 Landmark (Written Off)-GONE
2016 D4 Landmark (Surely the last!) PD1881 rims-GONE
2017 FFRR SDV8 Autobiography 
 
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LT
 


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United Kingdom 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 Landmark LE Auto Santorini BlackDiscovery 4

Grianaig wrote:
Thumbs Up arghhh! I feel my inner pedant stirring. Does it show? Rolling with laughter

How about someone who “was stood standing”? Shocked


I've recently heard people say "killed to death" & "murdered to death". Evil or Very Mad
 2006 D3 HSE (Original & still the best)-GONE
2010 D4 HSE (A bit bling)-GONE
2014 D4 HSE (Almost too bling)-GONE
2015 D4 HSE (A heated what?)-GONE
2016 D4 Landmark (Written Off)-GONE
2016 D4 Landmark (Surely the last!) PD1881 rims-GONE
2017 FFRR SDV8 Autobiography 
 
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Pelyma
  


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Grianaig wrote:
Why do some people always want to “grab” a coffee or something or “punch” a button or a key?


No the latest is smash that button, particularly on Youtube.
 DS3 TDV6 HSE - Silver with Alpaca (old one) Gone
DS3 TDV6 HSE- Silver with Alpaca (new one) Gone
D4 HSE Lux - Montalcino Red Gone
Porsche Cayenne V8 Diesel S 
 
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terryall
 


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United Kingdom 2009 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Stornoway GreyDiscovery 3

My son referred to a suit I was wearing as ' that's sick' apparently a modern day compliment meaning 'that's really nice'. I gave him one back and referred to him as a little s Censored t. An old fashioned phrase meaning exactly whats on the tin.
  
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Stevepd
 


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Raised to the ground Big Cry
  
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DG
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LT wrote:
Rolling Eyes The shortening of satellite to sat.


Sittingellite no? Laughing
 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021  
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LT
 


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United Kingdom 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 Landmark LE Auto Santorini BlackDiscovery 4

Rolling with laughter Thud
 2006 D3 HSE (Original & still the best)-GONE
2010 D4 HSE (A bit bling)-GONE
2014 D4 HSE (Almost too bling)-GONE
2015 D4 HSE (A heated what?)-GONE
2016 D4 Landmark (Written Off)-GONE
2016 D4 Landmark (Surely the last!) PD1881 rims-GONE
2017 FFRR SDV8 Autobiography 
 
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Geoff at Drym
 


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England 2007 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

Stevepd wrote:
Raised to the ground Big Cry


Do you mean razed to the ground? As in flattening a house.
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gvif with reversing camera
V8 brakes with new EPB module and shoes
Later D4 grille
Alive tuning remap
Mazda MX5
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