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NoDo$h
 


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Ukraine 

It seems I'm crap at holding a vibrator in the right spot.

I'm not, it just means I keep both hands free for boobies while I slip one UTA Thumbs Up I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
Post #53518415th Oct 2009 11:31 pm
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bigcarpchaser
  


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That qualifies for post of the year Al, FAF mate, I nearly chocked on my coffee Rolling with laughter Welcome "Lola" Smile  
Post #53518715th Oct 2009 11:34 pm
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NeilD
 


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Wrong Hole?

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Post #53518815th Oct 2009 11:34 pm
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Maverick
 


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ND, you owe me a new laptop and a cup of tea! Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Ben

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Post #53519115th Oct 2009 11:36 pm
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SN
 


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f**kin classic Rolling with laughter Steve N | 21MY Defender | 08MY Discovery 3 (history) | 06MY Discovery 3 (ancient history)   
Post #53519415th Oct 2009 11:40 pm
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CG
 


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Post #53519715th Oct 2009 11:41 pm
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npinks
 


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reminds me of a story a mate told me after he met his new Mrs Bow down Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter  
Post #53520215th Oct 2009 11:54 pm
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Disco3newbie
 


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Post #53520315th Oct 2009 11:55 pm
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Maverick
 


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I'm sorry, but still.. Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Ben

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Post #53520515th Oct 2009 11:58 pm
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NoDo$h
 


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Ukraine 

But I'm being serious Confused I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
Post #53520616th Oct 2009 12:01 am
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DG
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Laughing

I'm with ND ( Shocked errr.. not in the biblical sense you understand Whistle )

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Post #53521016th Oct 2009 12:11 am
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Maverick
 


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Wait, so what your saying is you don't hold the vibrator so you can grope each others your own breasts...? Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Whistle Ben

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Post #53521116th Oct 2009 12:15 am
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Popelka
 


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Czech Republic 
Re: Wrong Hole?

NeilD wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zHVW7Zy_vg


you missed this one then &feature=related

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