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Carabraxis
 


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Tazer

This had me rolling.

http://www.rotory.com/fusionbb/showtopic.php?tid/66232/pid//  
Post #3847188th Dec 2008 9:48 am
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Discoeast
 


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There are no tablets to help him.
Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter D3 bullbar-spots-roof rack with spots-ladder-long range tank-swing out spare wheel carrier- upgraded tow bar-dash console-internal water tank-duel awnings-drawer system & T T.  
Post #3847448th Dec 2008 10:45 am
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heine
 


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COTM  
Post #3847538th Dec 2008 11:08 am
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Discoeast
 


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Quote:
COTM


Question D3 bullbar-spots-roof rack with spots-ladder-long range tank-swing out spare wheel carrier- upgraded tow bar-dash console-internal water tank-duel awnings-drawer system & T T.  
Post #3847588th Dec 2008 11:15 am
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heine
 


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Coffee on the monitor  
Post #3847658th Dec 2008 11:28 am
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Discoeast
 


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Sounds more like DOHP ( DRUGS ON HIS PLUGS ) The boy is not firing
on all cylinders Rolling with laughter D3 bullbar-spots-roof rack with spots-ladder-long range tank-swing out spare wheel carrier- upgraded tow bar-dash console-internal water tank-duel awnings-drawer system & T T.  
Post #3847708th Dec 2008 11:32 am
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DSL
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mad dude with tazer wrote:
Note: If you ever feel compelled to mug yourself with a Taser, be advised that there is NO SUCH THING as a 1 second burst when it's self-inflicted. You're not going to let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor...then, if you're lucky, you won't have broken off one of the prongs 1/2" deep in your thigh like yours truly.


Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter   
Post #3847718th Dec 2008 11:33 am
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heine
 


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We had a guy at work do something similar with a cattle prod . Luckily it fell out of his hand quite early on in the experiment but he was still pretty wacked .  
Post #3847758th Dec 2008 11:37 am
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Shocked Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Big Cry Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter "The fate of the wounded lies in the hands of the one who applys the first dressing"

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Post #3847938th Dec 2008 12:01 pm
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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter  
Post #3848518th Dec 2008 2:09 pm
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reminds me of a friend doing his Bruce Lee moves with a stanley knife,

one new uniform trousers (he was a Petty Officer in the Navy), 9 stitches in his thigh and an afternoon in hospital later Whistle 1993 Defender 110 300tdi - many mods  
Post #3849228th Dec 2008 5:33 pm
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Jimbob Squarepants
 


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Shocked Shocked Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Too much intellectual firepower can damage your common sense.  
Post #3849258th Dec 2008 5:40 pm
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SpiderBaby
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I worked with a guy who thought his reactions were quicker than an electric stapler (used for stapling large documents) - these things work fast and with a heavy bang.....

.....as he found out when he had two fingers nicely joined with a staple

Would have helped him but we were laughing WAY too much I see no ships........  
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