WaznotWas
Member Since: 12 Jun 2008
Location: A long way from nowhere!
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Definitely a Dog Lovers story
The teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
“Human beings are the only animals that stutter,†she says.
A little girl raises her hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.â€
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'
'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.
'It sure was,' said the little girl.
'My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF," but before she could say 'F  k Off!,' the Rottweiler ate her!
The teacher had to leave the room. FORECAST FOR TONIGHT: things have happened out there!!!
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al cope
Member Since: 08 Nov 2005
Location: Oldbury, WM
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Gone - MY18 D5 HSE - Corris on 22's with Black Pack
Now gone - MY16 D4 SE Tech, Loire Blue, Almond Leather, Privacy, plus some other goodies.
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SJR
Member Since: 09 Aug 2006
Location: East Manchester
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  I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Buzz Aldrin (1930 -
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