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Strictly Come Dancing
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Love it or Hate it?
Love it
7%
 7%  [3]
Hate it
39%
 39%  [15]
Couldn't care less - when's Top Gear on?
52%
 52%  [20]
Total Votes: 38

ronp
 


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heap of sh!te!

Victor Meldrew

Why o why don't they bring back Dixon of Dock Green for good old Saturday night entertainment?
Complete with all these classic one liners:
"Evening all"
"Lets be having you"
"Mind how you go"

Ah, those were the days. Rolling Eyes
 I was a normal heterosexual chap, but in these new woke awakenings I now identify as a Wardrobe.  
Post #52189518th Sep 2009 5:00 pm
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JF Lux
 


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You mean this Zoe Lucker...?

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I've just changed my opinion of Strictly Come Dancing... Shocked How do I change my vote...
 The next American ex-pat that calls it a "truck" is going to find out what 2.7 tons feels like on their foot...

Club "yes, I too have had the EGR's replaced..."
Club "yes, I too have had the compressor replaced..."
Club "yes, I too once had the car at the dealer for a couple of weeks nearly 4 weeks over 4 weeks...5 weeks"
Club "yes, I too have had EPB failure..."
Club "yes, I too get mysterious bings and bongs..." 
 
Post #52191018th Sep 2009 6:08 pm
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CFB
 


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Shocked

I am a bad man....................I am a bad man.......................... Must remember that she is my cousin Embarassed
 2020 BMW X1 18d XDrive X-Line Auto  
Post #52191118th Sep 2009 6:13 pm
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JF Lux
 


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CFB wrote:
Must remember that she is my cousin


Shocked Laughing actually I didn't fully read your OP and catch the 'cousin' reference... Laughing
 The next American ex-pat that calls it a "truck" is going to find out what 2.7 tons feels like on their foot...

Club "yes, I too have had the EGR's replaced..."
Club "yes, I too have had the compressor replaced..."
Club "yes, I too once had the car at the dealer for a couple of weeks nearly 4 weeks over 4 weeks...5 weeks"
Club "yes, I too have had EPB failure..."
Club "yes, I too get mysterious bings and bongs..." 
 
Post #52191418th Sep 2009 6:18 pm
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bigcarpchaser
  


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All round CFB's place for the next family get together then methinks!!
Don't knock the dancing fella's, I've hand my dirty hands on some seriously desirable female forms whilst doing the old Salsa Smile
mind you, had to dance with some right old munters too though lol
 Welcome "Lola" Smile  
Post #52192818th Sep 2009 7:51 pm
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NeilD
 


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Didn't know they did 'dancing for midgets' Gaz...
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ad15
 


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Shocked Shocked talking about this Censored on a landy forum,


whatever next... Thud

do you lot know what message you're sending to the international community???

c'mon chaps, thought you were all men (and women) not.....well i cant think of a word....

now, go and wash your mouths out.....this is embarrassing
 one wife.......livid  
Post #52193718th Sep 2009 8:03 pm
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bigcarpchaser
  


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That's good coming from s freak of nature Neil lol.
Good to see Martina Hingis looking hot mmnn she's niiiiice.
 Welcome "Lola" Smile  
Post #52198718th Sep 2009 9:33 pm
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SN
 


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JF Lux wrote:
You mean this Zoe Lucker...?

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I've just changed my opinion of Strictly Come Dancing... Shocked How do I change my vote...


On Celebrity Family Fortunes right now.... CFB why aren't you on it as part of her family?
 Steve N | 21MY Defender | 08MY Discovery 3 (history) | 06MY Discovery 3 (ancient history)   
Post #5294584th Oct 2009 7:30 pm
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kerb climber
 


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CFB don't worry about her being your cousin, it's legal, in fact in some parts of the Arabian peninsula it's preferred Shocked
  
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I'm in a quandary here - I hate it, but GF loves it.

The means the only time I'm allowed to do any cooking is when its on, and I love cooking, so do I love it, or do I hate it?
 Rob Smith
Silver rools OK
 
 
Post #5294644th Oct 2009 7:36 pm
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bigcarpchaser
  


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Do you make your GF watch Masterchef then Rob?
 Welcome "Lola" Smile  
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robsmith
 


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No, its a good excuse to curl up on the sofa......

But as for the Hairy Bikers Rolling with laughter
 Rob Smith
Silver rools OK
 
 
Post #5295914th Oct 2009 9:50 pm
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bigcarpchaser
  


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Lol, they're cracking them two, make me laugh and obviously enjoy their grub lol
am endeavoring to get mrs bcc to enter masterchef, she's a whizz at the storecupboard challenge!!
(waiting for the inevitable D3 innuendo posts to follow lol)
 Welcome "Lola" Smile  
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