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maxbasscat
 


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I seem to be getting a lot of these lately to share!

The Jewish Cabdriver:



A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City
and laid on the back seat.

The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at
the woman.He made no attempt to start the cab.

The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with you, honey?
Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"

The old Jewish driver answered, "Let me tell you sumsing, lady. I vasn't staring
at you like you tink; dat vould not be proper."

The woman giggled and responded, "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs or
my butt, sweetie, what are you doing then?"

He paused a moment, then told her, "Vell..... M'am, I am looking and I am looking,
and I am tinking to myself, vair in da hell is dis lady keeping de money to pay for
dis ride?"

Now, that's a businessman!

Sorry if anyone offended by stereotypical religious reference but as a Dog loving, Cat loving, Liverpool fan decended from and Irish Catholic family of ten I think I have few bandages from what is sometimes given out on here......made me laugh
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Laughing Made me laugh but as a bus driver stuff like that does happen Shocked
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Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up

It’s a very valid question.
  
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Very good! Laughing Thumbs Up
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Rolling with laughter
well it was one of the first things i thought as well......but only one of them Thumbs Up
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Maybe she had a bum bag? Mr. Green
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