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I seem to be getting a lot of these lately to share!
The Jewish Cabdriver:
A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City
and laid on the back seat.
The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at
the woman.He made no attempt to start the cab.
The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with you, honey?
Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"
The old Jewish driver answered, "Let me tell you sumsing, lady. I vasn't staring
at you like you tink; dat vould not be proper."
The woman giggled and responded, "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs or
my butt, sweetie, what are you doing then?"
He paused a moment, then told her, "Vell..... M'am, I am looking and I am looking,
and I am tinking to myself, vair in da hell is dis lady keeping de money to pay for
dis ride?"
Now, that's a businessman!
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17th May 2018 11:41 am
J77
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Made me laugh but as a bus driver stuff like that does happen 23.5MY Defender 90 X-Dynamic SE D250 MHEV Pangea Green
17th May 2018 11:51 am
kajtzu
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It’s a very valid question.
17th May 2018 12:28 pm
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Very good! Stu
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17th May 2018 12:34 pm
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well it was one of the first things i thought as well......but only one of them D4 HSE Lux MY16 Club Waitomo
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17th May 2018 12:44 pm
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17th May 2018 4:15 pm
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