jkp
Member Since: 17 Sep 2005
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A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, 'Can I have a pint
of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?'
The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham
and cheese toastie.
The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves.
The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a pint of
beer and a ham and cheese toastie.
The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and the extra drinkers in the
pub (because word gets round) gives the rabbit the pint and the
toastie. The rabbit consumes them and leaves.
The next night, the pub is packed. In walks the rabbit and says, 'A
pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie, please barman'
The crowd is hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his pint and
toastie and then burst into applause as the rabbit wolfs them down.
The next night there is standing room only in the pub. Coaches have
been laid on for the crowds of patrons attending.
The barman is making more money in one week than he did all last year.
In walks the rabbit and says 'A pint of beer and a ham and cheese
toastie, please barman'
The barman says, 'I'm sorry rabbit, but we are right out of the ham
and cheese toasties'
The rabbit looks aghast. The crowd has quietened to almost a whisper,
when the barman clears his throat nervously and says, 'We do have a
very nice cheese and onion toastie!'
The rabbit looks him in the eye and says, 'Are you sure I will like
it?'
The barman, with a nervous smile, says 'Do you think I would let down
one of my best friends?' I know you will love it!'
'Ok', says the rabbit, 'I'll have a pint of beer and a cheese and
onion toastie.'
The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit consumes the beer and toastie.
He then waves to the crowd and leaves . . .
. . . . NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!!
One year later, in the now impoverished public house, the barman (who
has only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which were his) calls time.
When he is cleaning down the empty bar, he sees a small white form,
floating above the bar.
The barman says, 'Who are you?', to which he is answered, 'I am the
ghost of the rabbit that used to frequent your public house.
The barman says, 'I remember you. You made me famous. You would come
in every night and have a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie.
Masses came to see you and this place was famous. The rabbit says,
'Yes I know.'
The barman said, 'I remember, on your last night we didn't have any
ham and cheese toasties. You had a cheese and onion one instead.
The rabbit said, 'Yes, you promised me that I would love it.'
The barman said, 'You never came back, what happened?'
'I DIED', said the rabbit
'NO!', said the barman. 'What from?'
After a short pause, the rabbit said . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Wait for it...
Not long now....
Mixin-me-toasties.
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Willy Eckerslike
Member Since: 12 Jan 2009
Location: N Yorks
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  Club Pie n Pea
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Ents long lost Uncle
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| 29th Aug 2009 4:54 pm |
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Stu
Member Since: 08 Feb 2009
Location: Hampshire
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I've heard it before and I do like it because it's not offensive to anyone and still funny! D3 HSE MY05 Auto
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