My local hospital asked me how would I like to be addressed.
I responded:-
Mr. S...d, Sir or Nigel.
They didn't hear me right, so I'm now Sir Nigel !
Friends who came to visit me & had heard this, laid it on by constantly referring to me as "Sir Nigel" - so it has really stuck now.
They only take that so far. When asked that question, I quipped "Mein Führer". They said 'no' to that, to 'Oh Wise One" and to "darling".
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin... ...It's alive! Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
18th May 2024 9:16 am
RRSTDV8
Member Since: 07 Apr 2014
Location: Here
Posts: 13366
DG wrote:
If you couldn't possibly be pregnant then why do you have nipples?
Because we all start off female and males start to become male after a period of time in the womb.Visiting from rrsport.co.uk
2012 RRS SDV6
2008 RRS TDV8
"When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: SIT DOWN AND TALK!"
18th May 2024 12:46 pm
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
Posts: 72954
Then we develop a taste for LRs 20 years later and it’s all down hill from then!
18th May 2024 12:55 pm
nigethecat
Member Since: 11 Sep 2016
Location: Marnoch
Posts: 4208
Moo, should we not fight for your right to have babies? The blatant fact that you can’t actually have babies is surely oppression by somebody and you must have a claim for that? I want to see the sweets before I get into your windowless van... I'm not stupid!
Corris Grey D4 Commercial SE 2016
Zermatt Sliver 2007 D3 SE manual (gone)
Indus Silver D4 HSE 2015 (gone)
Bonatti Grey D3 HSE 2006 (gone)
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Firenze Red D4 HSE 2014 (gone)
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