Member Since: 05 Jul 2007
Location: Cotswolds
Posts: 2515
Poor Chap
Not sure if this is true or not but read it on another forum:
Quote:
I was on a flight from Maine to Montana. I was seated in the middle of two football cheerleaders and when we took off one started to scream out loud. I said what is the problem and she said I am going to put you in jail. She screamed until the waitress came and she said to her that i put my hand on her leg. I said that is not true and then her other friend said it is true. The co-pilot got out and took me by my hair and through me into a closed room until we landed. When i got out the cops and guards were there with there guns out, i said let me talk, but it was to late, they had already hand cuffed me to the wall. When I went to say something else, the cheerleader got in my face and smacked me like 3 times until i was bleeding.
I actually went to jail for 2 years and when i got out i went to sue the airline company and the 2 girls on the plane that day. When I called the company, I got no service from anybody because i think they were all aware of this.
WHY DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME?
THIS AIRLINE COMPANY NEEDS TO GO DOWN
I NEED HELP
seems a bit odd.
"I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you read is not what I meant"
25th Feb 2010 3:19 pm
freebie2disco
Member Since: 01 Jan 2007
Location: wantage
Posts: 334
to me sounds like he needs help to concoct a decent story even in the land of free and their hyperactive cops
Co-pilot grabbing by hair do not think so.
How many closed rooms do you get on a plane.
why would they cuff him to a wall? not normal procedure anywhere as far as I know
letting the "victim" beat him up dosen't ring true either.
However if his is as bad at explaining himself as his post suggests then who knows.
25th Feb 2010 3:56 pm
adam
Member Since: 20 Sep 2005
Location: Home and Happy
Posts: 6917
Maybe it was Richard Branson - big queue to see old smug beardy get some
25th Feb 2010 4:14 pm
J@mes
Member Since: 10 Nov 2008
Location: Bomber County
Posts: 4547
sounds like something someone would make up in their head 2014 D4 XS
2005 D3 SE - Gone
25th Feb 2010 5:13 pm
Popelka
Member Since: 31 May 2008
Location: Praha (Prague)
Posts: 2430
Maine to Montana is not Branson!!!
Oh why is there a queue for smug beardy?? Experience is a difficult teacher, because she gives the test first and then the lesson afterwards!!!!
25th Feb 2010 5:29 pm
Slingo3
Member Since: 24 Jan 2010
Location: AONB
Posts: 502
If I was sat between 2 cheerleaders, I would put my hands on both of their legs!
class answer
"I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you read is not what I meant"
25th Feb 2010 6:43 pm
ODP38
Member Since: 08 Nov 2009
Location: Cheshire
Posts: 135
Think he may have mis heard the emergency procedure, he thought he heard brace and put your head between her legs!
25th Feb 2010 6:53 pm
nobbyclark
Member Since: 03 May 2005
Location: Perth, Scotland
Posts: 1268
Sounds like a typical Ryanair flight.No longer a D3 owner but still subscribed to multiple threads!
26th Feb 2010 10:18 am
Slingo3
Member Since: 24 Jan 2010
Location: AONB
Posts: 502
Hey nobbyclark, your not alone mate - I also have cooper S for mid life crisis Put JCW 18" alloys on, Milltek sports exhaust and ALTA cold air induction kit on, oh and silver plugs and raised bonnet scoops, oh and some other bits and bats Evo for the weekend! now I just cant afford that
28th Feb 2010 6:20 pm
ad15
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