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Madrilleno
 


Member Since: 13 Oct 2014
Location: Nottingham
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England 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Auto Santorini BlackDiscovery 4
Piles

I went back to the Doctor yesterday.

I said, "I applied the hemorrhoid cream that you gave me this morning and I got a very nasty reaction!"

"Where exactly did you apply it?", he asked.

I said, "On the bus." There are two rules for success,
1. Never tell everything you know.



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Ceekay
 


Member Since: 17 May 2009
Location: Bury
Posts: 2057

United Kingdom 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Lux Auto Waitomo GreyDiscovery 4

Laughing Thumbs Up D4 HSE Lux MY16 Club Waitomo
D3 HSE MY06 missing her still…  
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Location: Staffordshire
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United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

Oh dear..... Rob Smith
Silver rools OK
  
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Stevie750iL
 


Member Since: 10 Sep 2019
Location: Scotland
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I think I've bought your old D3 Metropolis!!
Stevie.  
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HWN
 


Member Since: 23 Feb 2018
Location: Near Llanybydder (near Puff!)
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Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

I always thought "innuendo" was Italian for suppository. 
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Pelyma
  


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