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Member Since: 18 Feb 2006
Location: Surrey
Posts: 158

United Kingdom 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Auto Bonatti GreyDiscovery 3
Picolax

Don't know if this has been referenced before, but if you haven't seen it before and it doesn't make you LOL you must be dead.

http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/read...;t=3141618  
Post #37923726th Nov 2008 11:49 am
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Bodsy
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Member Since: 06 Nov 2006
Location: In the Clubhouse
Posts: 21361

United Kingdom 2007 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

one of the funniest things i've read in a long time Thumbs Up Bodsys Brake Bible

D4/D3 Remote FBH heat kits
BAS Remaps/ EGR Blank
Transmission Flush
Software updates/enabling

Clock/ SNOTM /3Flash / 4x4Info /BT Update /Service Reset/Error Codes / Gearbox Reset
See It Here  
Post #37925726th Nov 2008 12:30 pm
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robsmith
 


Member Since: 02 Sep 2007
Location: Staffordshire
Posts: 2403

United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

Laughed so much it made me cough










I think I've stopped coughing, but I'm not sure........... Rob Smith
Silver rools OK
  
Post #37927226th Nov 2008 12:59 pm
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Snowy
 


Member Since: 06 Jul 2007
Location: At the end of my tether
Posts: 3079

England 

Rolling with laughter
Fantastic
Rolling with laughter


blu-tone wrote:
Lifts. What is it about lifts and flatulation ?
Just like fish and chips, just go together, no question.


Rolling with laughter The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us yet.  
Post #37928926th Nov 2008 1:32 pm
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PeanutBob
 


Member Since: 24 Oct 2006
Location: Cheshire
Posts: 669

United Kingdom 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Auto Indus SilverDiscovery 4

Hilarious, and a bit ironic as I'm suffering from something remarkably similar today Shocked  
Post #37930026th Nov 2008 1:55 pm
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DG
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Location: The Gaff
Posts: 50979

Wales 

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021  
Post #37930226th Nov 2008 1:57 pm
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AVE
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Member Since: 12 Nov 2006
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Posts: 3099

United Kingdom 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XXV LE Auto Causeway GreyDiscovery 4

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter As you slide down the banister of life
may no splinters point your way



Disco XXV
RRS2 Autobiography Dynamic MY16
Discovery Sport HSE Lux MY17

Evoque HSE Dynamic MY16 (Gone)
RRS2 Autobiography Dynamic MY14 (Lovely car but preferred the Disco!)
Disco 3 Tdv6 HSE MY05 (owned for 11 years and now gone)
Range Rover Sport HSE MY11 (Gone)
Freelander2 SE (Gone but the most reliable car we've ever owned)
Disco 2 V8 (Gone)  
Post #37930826th Nov 2008 2:04 pm
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Pelyma
  


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England 

Bow down Bow down Bow down DS3 TDV6 HSE - Silver with Alpaca (old one) Gone
DS3 TDV6 HSE- Silver with Alpaca (new one) Gone
D4 HSE Lux - Montalcino Red Gone
Porsche Cayenne V8 Diesel S  
Post #37933926th Nov 2008 3:34 pm
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heine
 


Member Since: 07 Feb 2007
Location: Midrand
Posts: 4054

South Africa 2009 Discovery 3 4.4 V8 HSE Auto Alaska WhiteDiscovery 3

I showered my skin (there was nothing inside, not even skeltal remains) and went to bed.

Rolling with laughter  
Post #37937326th Nov 2008 4:24 pm
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JMC
 


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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter PMSL

CityLink driver just arrived and thought I was in severe pain due to the noises I was making and the tears running down my face. Embarassed

Best laugh I've had for ages. Thumbs Up The older I get, the more I realise that people confuse wrinkles for wisdom Smile
Founder member of Club FFRRV
Club Orange, Mint or Fruit
Club Walnut Sniffers
  
Post #37938226th Nov 2008 4:37 pm
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Walmsleys
 


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Location: Leyland
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United Kingdom 2013 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Lux Auto Indus SilverDiscovery 4

Singletrack - that takes me back - was on their Forum more than this one until 18 months ago when work pressures took my biking time away - I'll be back next year though.

Trouble is many of them are very anti-car, particularly 4x4s 2013 D4 HSE Luxe in Indus Silver

(previously 2015 Defender Urban Truck 90XS in Havana)
(previously 2013 D4 XS in Fuji White)
(previously 2011 D4 XS in Stornaway Grey, auto, black leather, reversing camera and removable tow bar)
(previously 2011 Freelander 2, blue (Mrs B's)
(previously 2007 TDV6 D3 SE Zermatt Silver, auto, black leather, an Uncle Ray plate and AT2s)
(previously 2001 Freelander One, blue)
(previously 1967 Series 2, Green)  
Post #37938426th Nov 2008 4:41 pm
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DG
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Stand before the bathroom mirror, the EVENT the night before must have sucked the very eyes from my socket, because I can't see properly. In the mirror isn't the reflection of 5'10" 15st me, it's a huge used femidom.


Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Bow down Bow down Bow down 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021  
Post #37938726th Nov 2008 4:45 pm
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jkp
 


Member Since: 16 Sep 2005
Location: Living among Bawbags
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Scotland 

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

Outstanding find Rolling with laughter

My sides are bloody sore Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter  
Post #37941426th Nov 2008 5:28 pm
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zaphod
 


Member Since: 18 Sep 2007
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Scotland 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

Was holding it together until the lift "scene", at which point PMSL ans tears down face Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Sail Fast - Live Slow...

.. / -.- -. --- .-- / .-- .... . .-. . / -- -.-- / - --- .-- . .-.. / .. ...  
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