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Paintwork damage

A friend of mine has had his Java Black D3's paintwork damaged.It is a bit unusual as the person responsible for the damage had consumed two large bottles of Rum Thumbs Up and then proceeded to urinate on my friends D3 8) causing unsightly damage to the paintwork. Twisted Evil

Does anybody know if the Rum mixed with urine caused some chemical reaction and caused such damage to the paint. Question


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.... he gets everywhere with that damn rum!!



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Ah ... tongues been waggin Murt ? Very Happy

Well , it was dark , it was a Java Rolling Eyes Whistle

Besides some pair of Censored had cabletied my tent door shut Rolling with laughter




Oh and Ron believe you me you didnt need my rum at the stage I offered you some Wink Laughing
  
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Re: Paintwork damage

marcon wrote:
A friend of mine has had his Java Black D3's paintwork damaged.It is a bit unusual as the person responsible for the damage had consumed two large bottles of Rum Thumbs Up and then proceeded to urinate on my friends D3 8) causing unsightly damage to the paintwork. Twisted Evil


Martin did you friend get this fixed yet ,, Im just interested as the same happened to me .
this shandy drinking light weight couldnt get into his tent one night for some reason , some thing to
do with the fact that he could not find the door or something like that , he then proceeded to eat all my bread
rolls and for a finish when asked to go away decided to relieve him self on my door,
the same individual was seen the following night , with big mad eyes on him eating the leg off a pig. Shocked
  
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Bad luck Barry to have come across an individual like that. Shocked and to have taken your food as well Shocked Shocked

If we camp again during one of our off-road weekends I suggest locking our tents with large cable ties to keep such individuals out. Thumbs Up
  
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Discowex wrote:
Ah ... tongues been waggin Murt ? Very Happy

Well , it was dark , it was a Java Rolling Eyes Whistle

Besides some pair of Censored had cabletied my tent door shut Rolling with laughter




Oh and Ron believe you me you didnt need my rum at the stage I offered you some Wink Laughing


Cable tied it shut Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

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Word of advise - do not do what I miss-read as being cable tied shut - the male outlet pipe.

Tying this shut will result in an overflow situation, and the product of that is far worse than the normal fluid drain from the male outlet pipe.




However the pain of having the male outlet pipe cable tied shut will dissuade all but the bravest from the continued consumption of the beverage, or other activity, that has lead to the outlet pipe being tied in the first place......






It is recommended that those doing the tying wear earplugs to prevent hearing loss during the procedure Whistle
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