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JMC
 


Member Since: 25 Feb 2006
Location: Aberdeen-Angus. Where the Bull* comes from!
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Scotland 

DG wrote:
You northeners don't 'alf go on ...you must be second only to the scots for talking about yourselves incessantly ...get over it .....you're nothing .....just like the rest of us Yawn

You WISH! Rolling with laughter
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Post #57004924th Dec 2009 7:45 pm
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TSR2
 


Member Since: 22 Jul 2008
Location: North Lincolnshire
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DG,
It's pretty obvious from your photograph that the beautiful people do indeed live down south..........Eeerrr hold on a minute while I put my glasses on..Aaaarrgggh. Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

Make a good fire guard or bird scarer.... Whistle Whistle Whistle Whistle

Trev
  
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DG
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That's because it's a picture of ronp Thumbs Up Rolling with laughter
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countrywide
 


Member Since: 16 Sep 2007
Location: UK
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Ent wrote:
You know it's better up north when the ruling monarch has indicated that she will ne residing in the Ribble Valley once her shift has finished. That's a fact boys so what does that say about the south?


I think she merely thinks it is her duty to try and teach you lot the Queens English Wink .
  
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cherokee
 


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OR, It is said on the first night, Liz said to Phillip "If this is what the Northerner's call F Censored ing its
to F Censored ing good for them" maybe that's why she's moving. Whistle Laughing
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Post #57035126th Dec 2009 3:08 pm
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ronp
 


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Location: North Yorkshire
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DG wrote:
That's because it's a picture of ronp Thumbs Up Rolling with laughter


Hey, don't bring me into it DG Evil or Very Mad

My mother always told me I had a beautiful face!
[however she was changing my nappy and powdering my @rse when she told me]

You're only jealous cos you don't have the right to wear a tartan bunnet like mine!!

 I was a normal heterosexual chap, but in these new woke awakenings I now identify as a Wardrobe. 

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NJF
 


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You're a bit late getting out of nappies, then, ronp?
  
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Zermatt Vulgaris
 


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Ten reasons the North is well..........just better..

1. Lake Coniston not the Serpantine
2. Stainless Steel.
3. Cheshire Cheese not plastic cheddar
4. Bentley Motors not Honda
5. Jodrell Bank
6. The Industrial Revolution
7. William Wordsworth not Pam Ayres
8. pubs not starbucks
9. 3" of snow is not considered to be the next ice age.
10. The Beatles; Oasis; New Order; Dire Straits; The Smiths; Pulp
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Post #57053127th Dec 2009 12:47 pm
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Ent
 


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Smiths, New Order/Joy Division, Pulp and Stone Roses, Happy Mondays/Black Grape or basically anything remotely connected to Anthony H Wilson@factory records. You can keep the Beatles though always was and will be a Stones fan.
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Post #57053827th Dec 2009 1:20 pm
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RLD
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black puddings trip and onion Yorkshire pudding haggis need we say more Whistle
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Bushwanderer
 


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Hi Uncle Ray,
Just to help with comprehension, I've included some grammar and added a letter:
RLD wrote:
black puddings, tripe and onion, Yorkshire pudding, haggis. Need we say more? Whistle


To respond:
I:
love black pudding,
hate tripe,
don't mind Yorkshire pudding, and
haven't tried haggis.
 The Bearded Dragon  
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TSR2
 


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Location: North Lincolnshire
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BW,
If you love black pudding try the haggis you'll love it. Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Thumbs Up


Trev.
  
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MMMMM, sheep's innards in a sheeps stomach.......lovely with tattie and neeps Thumbs Up
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TSR2
 


Member Since: 22 Jul 2008
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Eeerrrr okay it tastes much better than it sounds. Embarassed Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Thumbs Up

Trev.
  
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RLD
Uncle Ray 


Member Since: 18 Jul 2005
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bloody good Laughing
 Home of RLD Hidden winch mounts Spare wheel Locks Trailer Body Fabrication ray@rld-tech.co.uk D3/4 sump plates MY 14 sump plates and the Discovery Sport wheel protectors Discovery 5 wheel locks
more Helsport tents and other things for camping Law of Mechanical Repair:
"After your hands are coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee!" 
 
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