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Grianaig
 


Member Since: 08 Jul 2014
Location: Tyne and Wear
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Scotland 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Indus SilverDiscovery 4
No offence intended

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (oh, man, this is so bad, it's good), a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
 2014 MY Discovery XS Indus Silver. Sadly gone. Second last LR of forty eight years continuous ownership.  
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DSL
Keeper of the wheelie bin 


Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
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Ukraine 

That was so bad it was good!! Shocked
   
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Hardware
 


Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
Location: Hiding under the M60
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United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

Aston !!! Please come back, we need you !


Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
  
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Grianaig
 


Member Since: 08 Jul 2014
Location: Tyne and Wear
Posts: 1286

Scotland 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Indus SilverDiscovery 4

Sorry I’m only trying to emulate the master.
 2014 MY Discovery XS Indus Silver. Sadly gone. Second last LR of forty eight years continuous ownership.  
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ianm27
 


Member Since: 02 Jun 2016
Location: Hertfordshire
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England 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 GS Auto Orkney GreyDiscovery 4

Would you dare tell that "joke" in a pub where you live?? Rolling with laughter

Aston - all is forgiven, as Hardware said, please come back............

until you post your next joke when we will mercilessly berate you Whistle
 Uncle Ray's spare wheel protector
Limo Tint
Blackvue front & rear dashcam
Cruise control switch pack
Bodsy's remote for FBH 
 
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