Madrilleno
Member Since: 13 Oct 2014
Location: Nottingham
Posts: 1742
  
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A young couple were saving themselves for their wedding night. That night in bed together for the first time the bride said, "Look, there's something I should have told you before tonight but I used to be a hooker.".
The husband replied, "I don't mind, there's something erotic that my wife used to be a prostitute...".
"Christ no," she replied, "my name was Robert and I played twice for Saracens seconds!". There are two rules for success,
1. Never tell everything you know.
RLD Spare Wheel Protector
RLD Sump Guard
Narpy Style RRS Grille from Beanie
Discostick 3rd button FBH controller
IID BT
EGRs Blanked
Geoff Gearbox Flush
Prospeed sliders & compressor guard
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Hardware
Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
Location: Hiding under the M60
Posts: 12708
 
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Ceekay
Member Since: 17 May 2009
Location: Bury
Posts: 2057
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  D4 HSE Lux MY16 Club Waitomo
D3 HSE MY06 missing her still…
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