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Uncle Ray 


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Near miss

Had a near miss today went to a meat factory where i do some work to see what i need on Thursday as i am changing a pressure reduction valve but also to cut off a gas main which runs up in a roof space which is big make a good work shop if you know what i mean ,as i am about to enter through a door house size a person with a clip board white coat and every H/S accessory you can think of is there past pleasantries as in hello and enter the space as he diapered the joiners had been boarding out pare of it up to a compressor so moving along on the new bit of boarding .

I arrive through the floor and nearly on top of the butchers and the man in the white coat and saying to the lads just though I'd drop in at which they all laugh as i was hanging there hold of 22mm copper pipe swinging in mid air they lifted me down non the worst ,the man in the white coat said to the Foreman dose this happen a lot looking at me and i just bust out laughing he was an HSE man doing an audit just though it may give some one a laugh. Home of RLD Hidden winch mounts Spare wheel Locks Trailer Body Fabrication [email protected] D3/4 sump plates MY 14 sump plates and the Discovery Sport wheel protectors Discovery 5 wheel locks
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Post #6002479th Feb 2010 7:20 pm
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You wasn't laughing earlier mate Shocked Could have bee you on the butchers block!!!

Glad you can now see the funny side though Thumbs Up  
Post #6002489th Feb 2010 7:22 pm
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Post #6002529th Feb 2010 7:29 pm
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Post #6002659th Feb 2010 7:48 pm
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priceless i still lough inf my self Home of RLD Hidden winch mounts Spare wheel Locks Trailer Body Fabrication [email protected] D3/4 sump plates MY 14 sump plates and the Discovery Sport wheel protectors Discovery 5 wheel locks
more Helsport tents and other things for camping Law of Mechanical Repair:
"After your hands are coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee!"  
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