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Marlene
 


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...and the story starts the same for each and everyone one of us:


"ohh thats a nice breeze"....BAM Shocked . I don't think we'll utter those words again so lighty.

Although there were some really scary moments, the quality comedy event has to go to DG - who in his tent at the time yelled out "Bring out your dead!!". Rolling with laughter
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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
   
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Very Annoyed wrote:
And the storm probably did a nice job on your paintwork?


Yes, my car needs a trip to the bodyshop. Not because of the sand blasting, but where the tent that was tied to the towbar wrapped itself around the left rear quarter, and along with the sand in the air has put a lot of deep scratches into the panel under the rear window, and ground the surface of the black wheel arch trim.

I think AndrewS lost a few tattoos Laughing
  
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He was already recovering from a bad case of StarMixomatosis on the boat Laughing
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Deffo needs some Clearasil!!! Shocked Wink

Sounds a good trip, hope our ventures in 5 weeks are as much fun but not as toastie or stormy! Mr. Green
   
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Great pics Gareth, looks like a fantastic place Thumbs Up
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J-Lo
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Slimer DG and Gareth driving across the dry lake bed
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DG sick of playing in silly sand quarry's in the UK so went in search of the proper stuff
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CarlS decides to show how easy it is to remove a Cooper from a Mach5 rim
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Slimer recovering AlexE apparently there was a Camel Spider the other side of the dune, thats why he stopped on the top.
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Fantastic Pics Thumbs Up
  
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Gareth wrote:
There was a very distant light, which we knew to be the army checkpoint at the edge of the piste, which we had passed through some hours before (Andrew S can tell tbat story Rolling with laughter )


We wait patiently!!! Whistle Whistle Thumbs Up
   
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DSL wrote:
Gareth wrote:
army checkpoint at the edge of the piste, which we had passed through some hours before (Andrew S can tell tbat story Rolling with laughter )


We wait patiently!!! Whistle Whistle Thumbs Up


This story can only be told in person, as it requires play acting to appreciate the full horror of what happened to me. However I will give you a few pointers.
It involves
A huge Moroccan squaddy wearing a string vest Shocked
Said squaddy insisting that he kisses everyone as its custom. Well it is on his check point Rolling Eyes Shocked
A lonely 2km drive to an oasis and back TF (so 4km in total) with said squaddy Big Cry
Some figs apparently "they are good for MAN" Thrust out body parts as required Big Cry
The offer to share a nice cool shower from said squaddy Big Cry Evil or Very Mad Rolling Eyes Big Cry
The offer of a nice comfy bed Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry
Add a few back slaps and shoulder squeezing and we are just about there Shocked

In all fairness he did say that the wind was going to be strong (thrust thrust as required) that night and we should take shelter, however we decided to push on and politely and refused his offer. That night the sand storm hit us big time. Even though it did it was not a big problem and would certainly choose the roughness of the storm as opposed to the roughness of a huge Moroccan squaddy any night.
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Ah, a holiday romance blossoms!!! Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

Well he did have a point about the wind. Thumbs Up
   
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If you need to show gestures get filming and make us a You Tube video it sounds great Laughing
    
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I reckon you should have taken one for the team so they could ride out the storm in safety... Laughing
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Cracking pics Thumbs Up Looks fantastic. I can't wait til October Mr. Green
  
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